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Old 06-10-2009, 11:15 AM   #1
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Question At work, if a chick says...

In almost consecutive sentences (while I am trying to troubleshoot a software issue)...

1) "Is It dangerous? I like dangerous."

2) "Are we feeling lucky today?"

3) "I'm bad."

and about the whole time, she is running a finger around her lips.

I think she was flirting, but I've been married for...well forever so I'm not sure.
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:18 AM   #2
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In almost consecutive sentences (while I am trying to troubleshoot a software issue)...

1) "Is It dangerous? I like dangerous."

2) "Are we feeling lucky today?"

3) "I'm bad."

and about the whole time, she is running a finger around her lips.

I think she was flirting, but I've been married for...well forever so I'm not sure.
maybe she read your write up on "jack" and she's curious bout the ??? .........maybe ????
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:20 AM   #3
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:20 AM   #4
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you're married, move on....but do flirt back a little. It makes you feel alive. ha ha!
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:21 AM   #6
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:24 AM   #7
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Now I feel all warm and gooy inside.

She is married too, about my age and attractive.

I will see her again no doubt.

And yes, a little flirting makes me feel alive after almost 10 years of marriage...lol
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:24 AM   #8
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If she's hot she's flirting - feel flattered

If she resembles a mud-duck she's sexually harassing you.
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if its what you described then thats way more than flirting. she's asking for it blatantly. Put her on the back of the bike and take her home to the wife. Don't call ahead, just show up and say "honey I brought home dinner".
Wouldn't that be desert?

By the way - let me know how that works out for you next time you try it. You can tell me all about it while you're unpacking your stuff in the spare bedroom...
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:48 AM   #13
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If she resembles a mud-duck she's sexually harassing you.
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Well if your married don't you think it is not very smart to post about it on the net where it is publicly visible to everyone, including your wife?
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Well if your married don't you think it is not very smart to post about it on the net where it is publicly visible to everyone, including your wife?
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