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Old 11-11-2008, 11:59 AM   #1
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**Corrupted Genie Game**

Saw this on another forum and it was pretty funny.

The Game is pretty simple... Wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before, but make sure you corrupt it.

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Person 1: I wish Bill Gates were my father!

Person 2: Granted, but he takes you out of his will and informs you that you were adopted and that your real parents made adult films with farm animals.


I'll go first...

I wish I had a million dollars!
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Old 11-11-2008, 12:04 PM   #2
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You can have a million dollars but you have to give to it the poor... all of it.

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Old 11-11-2008, 12:17 PM   #3
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Granted, but it's the year 2025 and the speed limit is 60mph and you get pulled over by a police officer and your convicted of exceeding the speed limit by 100mph which the crime is life in prison in solitary confinement.


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Old 11-11-2008, 12:45 PM   #4
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Granted, but it's the year 2025 and the speed limit is 60mph and you get pulled over by a police officer and your convicted of exceeding the speed limit by 100mph which the crime is life in prison in solitary confinement.


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i wish people would post off topic stuff in the right section
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Old 11-11-2008, 12:54 PM   #5
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Granted, but it's the year 2025 and the speed limit is 60mph and you get pulled over by a police officer and your convicted of exceeding the speed limit by 100mph which the crime is life in prison in solitary confinement.


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granted but your superpower is farting, and you will die a virgin because of it.


i wish i had a knight rider car.
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:06 PM   #6
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granted, but kit hates you and will only drive in circles in your driveway.


I wish i had a motorcycle.
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:35 PM   #7
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granted, but kit hates you and will only drive in circles in your driveway.


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Granted, but your bike has GayDar on it, and you keep getting raped every time you ride.


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Granted, but your bike has GayDar on it, and you keep getting raped every time you ride.


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Granted, but now Flyin Duc owns you as his ...
I wish I had a quarter pounder cheeseburger and fries
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:45 PM   #10
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:46 PM   #11
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Granted, gay midget !!!

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Granted, but now you're unemployed and will soon be homeless.

I wish I had a personal masseuse
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I wish I had a personal masseuse
Granted, his name is Demeco Ryans.

I whish I could go to Eagles Canyon on Friday.
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Granted, his name is Demeco Ryans.

I whish I could go to Eagles Canyon on Friday.
Granted....but you crashed out after the 3rd session, taking out 40 other students with you when you crashed into the fuel dump, and blew yourself up, along with everyone else out there.

I wish I had marsh mellows to roast on the fire you caused
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Granted, his name is Demeco Ryans.

I whish I could go to Eagles Canyon on Friday.
Granted, but on the way there your bike falls off the trailor and smashes into a million pieces.


I wish someone would pay all my bills for me every month.
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Granted....but you crashed out after the 3rd session, taking out 40 other students with you when you crashed into the fuel dump, and blew yourself up, along with everyone else out there.

I wish I had marsh mellows to roast on the fire you caused

Granted, but the marshmellows were "special marshmellows", causing a bad trip, and you then pranced around naked singing " I am stool softener, I am stool softener, eat me" to old people

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granted. his name is bubba and u are now his love .

i wish solracer would lick my testicles.
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granted. his name is bubba and u are now his love .

i wish solracer would lick my testicles.
granted, but he licked them so good he began to toss your salad and give you a rim job in which followed with you two doing 69 out in public at the next track day.

i wish my CBR could fly
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granted, but he licked them so good he began to toss your salad and give you a rim job in which followed with you two doing 69 out in public at the next track day.

i wish my CBR could fly
granted, but the first time you take it for a spin you smash into a 747 at super sonic speeds.

i wish i was snowboarding right now
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Granted but it only felw high enough and far enough that it contacted a tree and destroyed the bike and made you a parapalegic.

I wish it wasnt going to be so cold this weekend
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