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Old 06-13-2011, 09:31 PM   #1
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Jose and Carlos

Josť and Carlos are beggars.
They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time
as Josť, but collects only
about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

Josť brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar
bills every day. He drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house, and has
a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Josť,
"I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase
full of ten dollar bills every day?

Josť says,
"Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos reads his sign:
"I have no work, a wife
and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?"
Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get
$8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Josť.
Carlos says,
"All right, what is on your sign?"






















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great idea, I'll have to use this one today
Since I gave you the idea, I want 10% of the procedes
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I thought jose's sign was going to be a HHSC common application or benefits.
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Old 06-17-2011, 12:15 AM   #15
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"for benefits" not "or benefits"
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