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Old 03-16-2006, 04:28 PM   #1
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A biker is cruisin down the street by himself when the sky opens up and a booming voice says "This is and I have chosen to grant you any wish that you desire."

He nearly falls off his bike but stops and thinks for a second and says, "I want you to build a freeway that runs all the way to Hawaii, so I can ride there whenever I want."

replies, "That wish is very selfish, and will require a large amount of the earths resources, pillars that will reach to the bottom of the pacific and the alot of my precious attention. I can do it but it will be a great burden on me, you should think of something more suited for one man to wish."

The biker thinks for a while and finally replies, "Ok, then I would like to understand womens thinking. Why do they cry and say that nothing is wrong? Why does there mood change so quickly? What will it take to make them happy?"

There is a great pause and then says, "So would you like your freeway two lanes or four?"
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:43 PM   #2
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Old 03-16-2006, 09:08 PM   #3
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lol, I've heard it a few times before, but cool anyway.
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Old 03-16-2006, 11:47 PM   #4
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:BangHead: your not married then, r u , scootertrash...he.he.he.:icon_bigg
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:27 AM   #5
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A biker is cruisin down the street by himself when the sky opens up and a booming voice says "This is and I have chosen to grant you any wish that you desire."

He nearly falls off his bike but stops and thinks for a second and says, "I want you to build a freeway that runs all the way to Hawaii, so I can ride there whenever I want."

replies, "That wish is very selfish, and will require a large amount of the earths resources, pillars that will reach to the bottom of the pacific and the alot of my precious attention. I can do it but it will be a great burden on me, you should think of something more suited for one man to wish."

The biker thinks for a while and finally replies, "Ok, then I would like to understand womens thinking. Why do they cry and say that nothing is wrong? Why does there mood change so quickly? What will it take to make them happy?"

There is a great pause and then says, "So would you like your freeway two lanes or four?"
WHAT A DORK... i remember hearing that when i was 5... :BangHead:
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:30 AM   #6
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Yeah - Only the married ones on this site can truely understand that joke.........LOL
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:54 PM   #7
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haha, i still get the joke and am not married.
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Old 03-17-2006, 07:24 PM   #8
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Yea i heard that a few years ago....I find it funny though.....
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Old 03-17-2006, 07:48 PM   #9
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yes, as a matter of fact I is hitched
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A biker is cruisin down the street by himself when the sky opens up and a booming voice says "This is and I have chosen to grant you any wish that you desire."

He nearly falls off his bike but stops and thinks for a second and says, "I want you to build a freeway that runs all the way to Hawaii, so I can ride there whenever I want."

replies, "That wish is very selfish, and will require a large amount of the earths resources, pillars that will reach to the bottom of the pacific and the alot of my precious attention. I can do it but it will be a great burden on me, you should think of something more suited for one man to wish."

The biker thinks for a while and finally replies, "Ok, then I would like to understand womens thinking. Why do they cry and say that nothing is wrong? Why does there mood change so quickly? What will it take to make them happy?"

There is a great pause and then says, "So would you like your freeway two lanes or four?"
Hey! I resemble that joke! I should be offened, but I am not. We women are complex people.
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