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Old 03-16-2006, 02:39 PM   #1
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Arrow BUYING SMOKES

So i went to the tabacco discount place in town, i walked in there in a guy in there says "isnt it bad for you to smoke only having one arm and one leg?" i replied ".....yes....isnt it bad for you to smoke having 2 arms and 2 legs?"

he got all flustered and turned away, i cracked up laughing, couldnt help it.
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Old 03-16-2006, 03:52 PM   #2
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Old 03-16-2006, 03:55 PM   #3
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u got one arm, one leg, and one set of really big , dude..he.he.he.
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Old 03-16-2006, 03:56 PM   #4
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u got one arm, one leg, and one set of really big , dude..he.he.he.

not that big...i am white you know

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Old 03-16-2006, 04:08 PM   #5
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I bet that guy felt dumb.

Also, you get a free pass to talk to anyone now. No one is going to beat up on a guy that is missing two limbs. You could have a lot of fun with this. Don't abuse your new powers though.
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I bet that guy felt dumb.

Also, you get a free pass to talk to anyone now. No one is going to beat up on a guy that is missing two limbs. You could have a lot of fun with this. Don't abuse your new powers though.
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What was going through this guys mind, does he think the smoke is going to be more dense inside you because you don't have the extra space to store it?

When his mom told him he had hollow legs as a kid when he ate too much I bet he really took it to heart
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:21 PM   #10
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What was going through this guys mind, does he think the smoke is going to be more dense inside you because you don't have the extra space to store it?
actually, i is worse, the nicotine goes in your blood and runs thru the body, it doesnt have my arm and leg to run thru anymore so it is more potent to my body now.. i just figured if a f250 dont kill me., niether will smokin, im :BangHead:
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