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Old 03-16-2006, 11:05 AM   #1
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Houston I.S.D. Math Proficiency Exam

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1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Darius wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. LeRoy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his Common Law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone has knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone has knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena Makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe Loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

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H.I.S.D. HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

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1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload? He can only complete 2 full drive-by shootings.

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 8 ball=3.5g/ At a street value of $85/gram his hold will be worth $4,292.50

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit? Because a can't turn a percentage of a trick, the must each turn 4 each and Rufus can up his crack habit.

4. Darius wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit? A bit of a trick question-16 @ $3,000 per oz. to turn a 20% profit.

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900? Des only needs to boost one more Vette.

6. LeRoy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his Common Law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? If he serves day for day with no time off for good behavior, he will have $2,800 left after that is done.

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over? You can spray 17.6 letters or 17 full letters assuming you only spray one coat.

8. Tyrone has knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone has knocked up? Tyrone has knocked up 11.1% of his new baby mommas.

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena Makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the boa on one week's income? 46.67 weeks

10. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe Loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked? More info needed such as wind speed, bullet speed.

Not sure what is more f*cked up-the test or that someone actually took the time to answer them. Either way, THANKS

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Old 03-16-2006, 10:44 PM   #11
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Doesn't knowing the answers to that test automatically issue some kind of warrant for your arrest?
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Your getting robbed, I know where you can get 20oz of coke for $1.09...
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Stick to bikes, when your riding a bike you can't catch up to my post count, but if you were on coke you'd be on here for days in a row and I just couldn't compete =-(
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