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Old 06-16-2009, 08:32 AM   #1
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Bike cop rear ended me

I was at this light by a Walgreens on the left turn lane waiting for the green light and this sheriff department guy on some huge bike, looked like Beemer, pulled up right on my . Of course, he was checking out my truck and I was like, great, he is gonna **** with me.

Anyway, he was wearing a half face helmet and it looked to small for his voluptuous size and he kinda looked like Tackleberry from Police Academy so I was kinda laughing to myself looking at this goofball.

Well, the light turns green and I got 2 or 3 cars ahead of me, we all start going when one of the cars ahead slams the bakes. I slam on mine and I feel a thud and feel my truck nudge forward. I look out my side rear view and his guy is on the curb on his with the bike actually propped up on the curb. I kinda laughed a little when I saw it so I put it in park, jumped out and asked him if he needed help. He didnt answer as he was standing the bike up, and he actually got that sucker up fast and jumped right on it. I asked him if he was OK, but you could tell he was embarrassed as so I asked him if he was OK again and he just said "shut up" all like an angry little kid and blasted around my truck and hauled outta there. I think it was pretty obvious that I was holding back a laugh or 2.

I was laughing my off all the way home.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:34 AM   #2
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i wish you couldve gotten a name my bro is a sherriff couldve gotten some good laffs at his expense..... good story tho.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:37 AM   #3
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OMG dude! I bet that made your day! I would still be laughing right now!
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:37 AM   #4
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Sweet, a hit and run by a cop....
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:38 AM   #5
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You shoulda wrote him a ticket for following too closely...
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:39 AM   #6
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you should have taken picture!
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OMG dude! I bet that made your day! I would still be laughing right now!
I laugh every time I see him saying "shut up" and taking off. The guy behind him was laughing his off too when the cop took off which made me start cracking up out loud as well.

I wanna find out who he is so I can send him flowers for making my month. , making my year for when ever I am feeling down, all I have to do is think of him and I will smile again.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:42 AM   #8
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you should have taken picture!
I thought about it,but I didnt wanna get beat up by this guy and arrested for some BS charges. I know if I was the cop and saw some taking pictures I would wanna break that camera on his head.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:43 AM   #9
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That is funny, i think i may have been a bit too angry to laugh if he was acting like a and then ran off. I mean he did hit YOU.. I bet it would have been a whole different story had you hit his cop car with your bike like that.. Let alone run off afterwards.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:52 AM   #10
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That is funny, i think i may have been a bit too angry to laugh if he was acting like a and then ran off. I mean he did hit YOU.. I bet it would have been a whole different story had you hit his cop car with your bike like that.. Let alone run off afterwards.
Yeah, but int he real world, laws that pertain to civilians, dont to the police, in their minds at least.

I was on a 94 Blazer I was fixing for a friend with a steel bumper. if I was on a nice car wit a plastic bumper, trust me, I would have pursued it. But the laugh I got was compensation enough right now.
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Hit and run? Does ur neck hurt? JK
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:09 AM   #12
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es, but from laughing too had, do you think I have a case for hat kind of injury?

It was HIM that made me laugh through HIS negligence and it was HIM that was dorky looking.
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You shoulda wrote him a ticket for following too closely...
And failure to control vehicle.
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:21 AM   #14
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lol, dumb copper.
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:22 AM   #15
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I'm assuming he didn't damage your vehicle at all? that is pretty funny though...! Too bad you didn't have it on video...that would have been a youtube classic!
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what a jackass...too much ego.

i had a cop pull me over one time (we were both in cars), and as he went back to his car to write me a ticket...he relized that he locked his keys in the car...lol.

i had a coat hanger in the trunk...which he used to unlock his car. the good thing is that he let me go after.
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