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Old 06-15-2009, 11:40 PM   #1
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Got bumped from behind this morning...

Got off of work this morning, hit the ol' Walmart for some stuff I needed around the house, then rode out and was coming up to a 3-way stop.

There were cars at both perpendicular stops and I was the first coming up to the stop sign on my side of the road. Got in the left turn lane and stopped waiting for the other cars to go.

Then I felt a hard solid bump from behind me.
WTF? I looked back and this stupid lady is looking at me with her hands turned up like I just fkn hit her.

I turned and parked in a driveway, then looked back and she was about to drive off. Whoa, hold the fck up . I walked over to the road and flagged her down and she slowed then stopped. She rolled her window down and was like "What was that all about?" No , that's what I was gonna ask you? She had her fcking makeup bag open and her car stank like cigarettes, coffee and cheap perfume.

I said, uhhh, you just hit me back there!

And she said (you ready for this?) "Well, yeah, you came to like, a totally complete dead stop!"

Bacause that's a fcking STOP sign lady!

We went around for a bit and it was pretty obvious the wasn't firing on all cylinders.
I got a pretty beefy rear tire so I was good, the bike was good, but this me off.

Goes to show, you just can't fix stupid.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:46 PM   #2
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should of got the police involve and say your back hurt. or she can just get a ticket. i hate dumb like that
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:54 PM   #4
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i was in a parking lot standing facing my bike puttingmy helmet on. i feel this slow gradual push from behind. i thought it was a buddy i knew or something. i hear people start to screamstop and i jump turn around and it's a truck. the guy gets out and asks if i'm ok. i asked him" what are ya drunk?" it was super bowl weekend i believe.
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:01 AM   #5
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just a few months ago i was rear ended in a rent car. i make the girl pull over. mexican girl in south houston. she was an employee at mc donalds at 3 and college. she tells me i stopped in the lane. i said the car in front of me stopped what do you expect i do just keep on keepin on and plow into the rear of that car. she says the damage was non existant. she says she has money in the car and she has to go. i told her "youleave the scene of the accident and you commit the crime" as i'm snappin pics, lol. of her plate. she keptpoppin off about how i was at fault. thats when i lost my cool. i screamed at her these words " do you think you're smarter than me? are you ****ing kidding me?" lol. she finally shut up. 911 had been called and we waited. and waited. we ended up exchanging info and canceled the call and left. it would have been cool if she did'nt avoid responsibility right off the bat. instead she me off and i called 911 to let them deal with her
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:17 AM   #6
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walmart is a magnet that attracts stupid. i had a summer job there pushing carts while i was waiting in the delayed entry program for the air force. i had about maybe 30 or so carts and was pushing them through the lanes in the parking lot. all the sudden some bigass jacked up, chromed, and polished, 4 wheel drive monstrosity comes flying through the row i'm in. i stopped and the driver of the beast screeched to a halt, but 1 cart got loose and slowly rolled into her bumper, barely tapping it. stupid driver goes into crazybitch mode, leaps from her truck and starts screaming about how i should be aware of traffic in the road. im stunned for a bit- lady, this isnt a road, it's a parking lot and you almost ran into a big line of carts because you decided it would be a great idea to drive highway speeds in a parking lot.
whatever. stupid people are attracted to walmart.

how's your bike, everything ok?
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:38 AM   #7
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walmart is a magnet that attracts stupid.

all the sudden some bigass jacked up, chromed, and polished, monstrosity comes flying through the row i'm in.

whatever. stupid people are attracted to walmart.
Ok hold up mang, you calling me stupid and my bike a chromed up polished monstrosity? I just got rear ended and now I'm being insulted?

What the...?

LOL... J/K man. Yeah i'm good, the bike's good. Luckily it was on a bit of an incline and after she bumped me she eased back a bit. I was at an angle preparing for the left turn, and I guess she took that as me only coming to a slow roll, then pulling out. Bike took a good bump and I kinda had to hop around a bit to keep it from dropping. I'm sure that lady is laying at home in bed cursing my , still thinking she was right.
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:43 AM   #8
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just a few months ago i was rear ended in a rent car. i make the girl pull over. mexican girl in south houston. she was an employee at mc donalds at 3 and college. she keptpoppin off about how i was at fault.
Whoa, a mexican chick that can't drive worth , with an attitude, AND kept poppin off at the mouth?

You lie!

You just described 90% of the females of my race!
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Old 06-16-2009, 06:40 AM   #9
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hey dude long time no see. glad to hear it was just a bump and not something worse. would have still called the cops just to be on the safe side. lets kick it soon already.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:13 AM   #10
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should've punched her window out and called it even

but then again, she prolly would've had something against another biker for doin absolutely nothing. pple are stupid. glad ur ok tho
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:14 AM   #11
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that sucks about the dumb .

I worked at Sam's Club in the Tire Mounting Area and back there we had seen plenty of stupid happen in the parking lots. We had one guy total his Dodge Dakota on the big light poles that are surrounded by concrete. He just filled up and was leaving the gas station out front, comes hauling through the parking lot and..........................BAMMMMMMMMMM, nails the fck out of the concrete pole protection. Dude get's out with blood running down his face from smacking the steering wheel. We walk up to him to see if he needed help. Dude starts screaming "I'm going to sue the fck out of Sam's Club for not having these poles painted in the proper safety color!"

We started laughing because the concrete is the brightest safety yellow around. Dude was seriously when the cops showed up and said "Nothing can be done because this is a parking lot, not the drag strip!"

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At she didn't hit you any harder. Could always be worse. I got cut off this morning on the way to work. Dude changed lanes almost right into me until i bounced off my rev limiter. He darted back over to his lane and threw his hands up like i should have moved out of his way. There are some stupid people out there.
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Houston cagers are the worst. I had some black girl in a silver car cut off me and my girl at 290 and 610 in the rain. Then she acts like I did something wrong by honking to let her know two motorcycles are there. Best part is that the girl did the exact same last minute same change at I-10 and Washington. Some people don't deserve licenses (probably about 40% of them)
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:23 AM   #14
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I was riding down whestimer 2 weeks ago minding my own. BMW starts coming in my lane no lights on or anything I swearve a little hit my little beep beep look at this face to face and he stops goes back to his lane. At the light he wont look at me, go figure as im but still being ok. as we are going (slight traffic so I couldnt just blow away) he starts doing it again..... I look he has a Coors in his hand the phone on his face and is stearing with his knee. I look around fast no were to go car to the right some almost eating my and grandma in front of me..... ** so I kicked the out of his door. That woke him up. Got me called a few names at the next light but the idiot ran thru it when I hopped off my bike. Almost made a sammich outa my fat . :|
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I was heading to Azylum's house this weekend and was on Bay Area. Some douche canoe notices the cage in front of him applied the brakes and jerks right into my lane on top of me. I squeeze a fistful of brake, barely avoiding getting clipped, signal, move into other lane, ease up next to him, and gave is mirror the good ole kevlar knuckle treatment. He looked dead straight while his cute little lady friend chewed his up one side and down the other. If that wasn't enough, the guy behind him got out of his truck at the light and proceeded to give him . Good lookin out cager with the Harley sticker!!!
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hey dude long time no see. glad to hear it was just a bump and not something worse. would have still called the cops just to be on the safe side. lets kick it soon already.
I'll only have time to ride friday night this week or saturday morning. Call me.
This week was actually the first week that I've riden in the last month and half. My caliper was busted remember?
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I worked at Sam's Club in the Tire Mounting Area and back there we had seen plenty of stupid happen in the parking lots. We had one guy total his Dodge Dakota on the big light poles that are surrounded by concrete. He just filled up and was leaving the gas station out front, comes hauling through the parking lot and..........................BAMMMMMMMMMM, nails the fck out of the concrete pole protection. Dude get's out with blood running down his face from smacking the steering wheel. We walk up to him to see if he needed help. Dude starts screaming [I]"I'm going to sue the fck out of Sam's Club for not having these poles painted in the proper safety color!"

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You know what's funny though? I've had more close calls with curbs, parking blocks and other cars in Walmart lots (in my car, I mean). And I dont know why, I'm always looking around me when i back up or turn corners. I guess there's so much everywhere and the lot is so tight with all the other drivers getting in, pulling out, waiting on your spot etc. Never hit a post tho! I've seen people speeding across the lot then forget there are those parking blocks and BAM. Those are actually fun to watch!

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At she didn't hit you any harder. Could always be worse. I got cut off this morning on the way to work. Dude changed lanes almost right into me until i bounced off my rev limiter. He darted back over to his lane and threw his hands up like i should have moved out of his way. There are some stupid people out there.
That's what me off, when someone tries to get into a turn lane at the last fcking minute, comes over on you and EXPECTS YOU to make way for them? FCK YOU , shoulda thought about that half a mile back at the big 20 foot green sign that signaled your exit.
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