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Old 03-11-2006, 02:53 AM   #1
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I know most of you test pilots out here like to fly solo, but on occasion that hot mamacita needs a ride to go dancing so here is 10 rules i learned while riding.

i like # 10

1. Wait till I tell you to get on before you start climbing on my bike, if you cause me to drop the bike....I'll drop you.

2. Don't rest your right foot on my exhaust...I don't want your heel welded on my canister.

3. Stay in MY shadow. If I move right....you move right......or we'll be "left" in a ditch.

4. Have a firm grip on my waist while riding, use the tank to brace yourself under braking.

5. Keep on your seat, if you slide up on me...my nuts get smashed and I can't ride.

6. Don't lean back...you'll fall off, in which case you must disregard rule #4.

7. Try to make the least amount of movement as humanly possible.

8. If you need to get my attention, tap on my thigh. DO NOT PULL ON MY JACKET!

9. Don't try and talk to me on the bike......I can't hear you once we are moving.

10. If you get bored please feel free to play with my .
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Old 03-11-2006, 02:58 AM   #2
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4a. Take your rings OFF! I don't want scratches on my tank!
4b. Pay attention to slowing down for red lights/stop signs. I don't like getting head butted, or my helmet chipped!

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Old 03-11-2006, 02:59 AM   #3
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i concur...
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:02 AM   #4
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rule 11 NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE if you know what im saying
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:05 AM   #5
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rule 11 NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE if you know what im saying
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:10 AM   #6
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And another thing... Don't embarrass us by "ehnancing" your posture just to show off your ! If it doesn't look good, chances are you're not getting on in the first place.

K, I'm done.
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:12 AM   #7
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And another thing... Don't embarrass us by "ehnancing" your posture just to show off your ! If it doesn't look good, chances are you're not getting on in the first place.

K, I'm done.
haha yeah looks and weight are a big issue. i wouldnt want some big to crack my subframe.
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:24 AM   #8
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I have a 300 pound weight limit for the bike... And I weigh over half that.
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Rule 11- Do not use Rule 10 in combination with Rule 6 (i.e. Rule 10. If you get bored please feel free to play with my . Added with Rule 6. Don't lean back...you'll fall off... taking my family jewels with you.).
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:35 AM   #10
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rule #12, feel free to lift my shirt and play with my crack.
did that sound gay?:eh:
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Old 03-11-2006, 07:50 AM   #11
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Rule 11- Do not use Rule 10 in combination with Rule 6 (i.e. Rule 10. If you get bored please feel free to play with my . Added with Rule 6. Don't lean back...you'll fall off... taking my family jewels with you.).

OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! THATS GOTTA HURT
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:05 AM   #12
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rule #12, feel free to lift my shirt and play with my crack.
did that sound gay?:eh:
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3. Stay in MY shadow. If I move right....you move right......or we'll be "left" in a ditch.
i strongly disagree with this one. the passenger should always be sitting up right and never trying to help you steer the bike or "lean". the passenger does not have control of the bike (throttle and brake) and if they try to help you and over compensate you will lowside.

when taking a turn have them look over your shoulder in the direction you will be going and tell them to also keep their eyes up and never to look down. target fixation does happen to passengers.
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did that sound gay?:eh:
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rule #12, feel free to lift my shirt and play with my crack.
did that sound gay?:eh:

you must have been the dude i saw on westheimer with a guy on the back :laughing6
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Old 03-12-2006, 02:34 PM   #17
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i always hold teh front break when a pasenger is gettin on.
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Old 03-18-2006, 01:35 PM   #18
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you must have been the dude i saw on westheimer with a guy on the back :laughing6
O i saw that too!!! i didn't wave back because i didn't want to be seen waving at two guys with no helmets smiling on a motorcycle!


12. at long stop signs and traffic jams the passenger must be giving a message. Andyr6 ( my chic) told me to put that in. this could be part of the not riding for free thing.
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Old 03-18-2006, 01:48 PM   #19
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Some how it dosen't work the same when a guy's riding on the back. Most guys don't like riding .:icon_smil
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Old 03-18-2006, 02:17 PM   #20
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I was offered a ride on prodigys mad max bike from the back of the outback to the front. It was like, he looked at me and slapped the tail and I said "uh....no thanks, I'll walk"
not only riding spot, but on top of it all, I was afraid that crazy bastid would do a stoppie :laughing6 :laughing6
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