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|03-10-2006, 10:36 PM||#1|
Join Date: May 2005
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood
in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter
answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie
the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never
told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock
is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's
Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only
two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Clinton's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using
it as a ceiling fan."
[COLOR="Lime"][B]Highway HorrorS c.c.[/B][/COLOR]
I respect scootertrash because well... He's like the Jesus of building and fixing .
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