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Old 03-08-2006, 08:59 PM   #1
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An east Texas Couple

An East Texas couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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Old 03-08-2006, 09:02 PM   #2
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wait, if the kid is born here, that makes him American, nor Mexican, maybe MExican american............, my brain is overheating from thinking so much.:laughing6
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:26 AM   #3
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modify the joke scooty, hispanics now r 14+% of american population. makes it 1 out of 7 now:icon_bigg . single biggest minority. rednecks might as well learn to say como estas hahaha!!!
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:41 AM   #4
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hey that wasnt funny Im mexiCAN ameriCAN
one day we might even have a mexican president" not"
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one day we might even have a mexican president" not"
so youre a mexiCAN and not a mexiCAN'T? :BangHead:
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I'm not kidding, the other day I called a help line and was greeted with "Como esta blabba blabba blabba uno, for english press 2"

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I'm not kidding, the other day I called a help line and was greeted with "Como esta blabba blabba blabba uno, for english press 2"

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Old 03-09-2006, 11:44 AM   #10
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modify the joke scooty, hispanics now r 14+% of american population. makes it 1 out of 7 now:icon_bigg . single biggest minority. rednecks might as well learn to say como estas hahaha!!!
That's only counting the legals.:laughing6
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I'm not kidding, the other day I called a help line and was greeted with "Como esta blabba blabba blabba uno, for english press 2"

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That's how it is when I call information from my cell. "For english press one, para espanol.........."
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