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Old 05-31-2009, 11:13 AM   #101
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Old 05-31-2009, 01:46 PM   #103
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You guys that aren't gettin laid are doing it wrong. I take every girl out to see my bikes, i get pounced on like they are a cheetah in the wild and i'm an injured calf. The hood of my car has so many marks all over it. I gave up waxing it, they always slip off in the middle of my session and its always a mess. Sometimes i put one of my helmets on them. They think it's to be kinky, but i know it's because the people in the ER are tired of me bringing in half naked unconcious women
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Old 06-01-2009, 11:00 AM   #104
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Old 06-01-2009, 11:38 AM   #105
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