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Old 05-05-2009, 12:14 PM   #1
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Dear Squid

Sorry about dashing your hopes on the feeder of 45s. just south of the belt. I saw you exit and casually glanced over as you grabbed a handful of brake to even up with me. I think an apology is also in order for leaving it in 3rd and walking all over your squiddy after you dropped two gears. Oh and just so you are aware, my jaw hit the tank when you cut across two whole lanes of mild traffic just to pass the landscaping crew. You, good sir, are truly a badass and I don't know shinola. Maybe if I learn to ride like you I won't need to wear all this silly gear. The lack of gear and subsequent lack of situational awareness proves to me that I indeed have a lot of learning to do.

Put on some pants, a jacket, and some gloves you douche canoe. Oh, and BTW, there is no replacement for displacement, noob. Remember, some of the best times I've had involved two big jugs.

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straight up mang... Good post
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Sorry about dashing your hopes on the feeder of 45s. just south of the belt. I saw you exit and casually glanced over as you grabbed a handful of brake to even up with me. I think an apology is also in order for leaving it in 3rd and walking all over your squiddy after you dropped two gears. Oh and just so you are aware, my jaw hit the tank when you cut across two whole lanes of mild traffic just to pass the landscaping crew. You, good sir, are truly a badass and I don't know shinola. Maybe if I learn to ride like you I won't need to wear all this silly gear. The lack of gear and subsequent lack of situational awareness proves to me that I indeed have a lot of learning to do.

Put on some pants, a jacket, and some gloves you douche canoe. Oh, and BTW, there is no replacement for displacement, noob. Remember, some of the best times I've had involved two big jugs.
Peace on you!!!

good post!!1 And not to take away from it, but did anyone else think of Boobies when they read this???????
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Sorry about dashing your hopes on the feeder of 45s. just south of the belt. I saw you exit and casually glanced over as you grabbed a handful of brake to even up with me. I think an apology is also in order for leaving it in 3rd and walking all over your squiddy after you dropped two gears. Oh and just so you are aware, my jaw hit the tank when you cut across two whole lanes of mild traffic just to pass the landscaping crew. You, good sir, are truly a badass and I don't know shinola. Maybe if I learn to ride like you I won't need to wear all this silly gear. The lack of gear and subsequent lack of situational awareness proves to me that I indeed have a lot of learning to do.

Put on some pants, a jacket, and some gloves you douche canoe. Oh, and BTW, there is no replacement for displacement, noob. Remember, some of the best times I've had involved two big jugs.

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that was me!! quit dreaming pal! I pwned your noob on my 50cc scooter.
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good post!!1 And not to take away from it, but did anyone else think of Boobies when they read this???????


He did say

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good post!!1 And not to take away from it, but did anyone else think of Boobies when they read this???????
He meant something else?
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that was me!! quit dreaming pal! I pwned your noob on my 50cc scooter.
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Just to cover every topic:

Double entendre FTW
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umm yeah. what the else could he have meant?
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umm yeah. what the else could he have meant?
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Douche canoe?

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I actually enjoyed reading that...good post!
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