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|02-23-2006, 11:31 PM||#1|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Cut n Shoot
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How to come home properly
The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk...
Two married friends are out drinking one night when one
turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else
to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway;
I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house; I sneak up the
stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet
and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and
yells at me for staying out so late!
His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're
obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door,
storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water,
then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet,
undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed,
slap her on the backside and say, WHO'S ????!!!"
she acts like she's sound asleep!
Works Every Time
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|02-24-2006, 01:54 AM||#3|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: La Porte
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omg that is the funniest ive heard...
its RICKY KLINE
I WISH MY GRASS WAS EMO SO IT WOULD CUT ITSELF....