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Old 02-23-2006, 08:14 PM   #1
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Funny

an 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said
"Things
are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride
who
is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell
a
story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never
misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a
bit
of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
gun.
As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at
the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
couldn't
shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane,
aimed
it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went
'bang,
bang'.
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now,
what
do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly".




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