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|02-23-2006, 08:14 PM||#1|
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an 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said
are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride
is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a
of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at
the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane,
it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now,
do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
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|02-23-2006, 08:53 PM||#6|
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|02-23-2006, 09:01 PM||#7|
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