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Old 02-22-2006, 09:32 PM   #1
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Two guys were riding through Texas when they got pulled over by a State
Trooper. The cop walks up and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head with his nightstick.

"What the was that for?" the rider asked.

"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in
Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to you."

"I'm sorry, officer," the rider said, "I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license---he's clean and gives the
guy his license back. The trooper then walks over to the second guy and "WHACK,"
the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the second guy demands.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the guy asked.

"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road
you're gonna stop and tell your buddy 'I wish that would've
tried that with me!' "
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Old 02-22-2006, 09:36 PM   #2
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Old 02-22-2006, 09:41 PM   #4
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