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Old 08-19-2008, 12:25 AM   #41
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:31 AM   #42
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Actually, Jofuzzy forgot to check it.
Quezy posted the one I responded to yesterday, well a few hours ago.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:32 AM   #43
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:32 AM   #44
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still funny jokes.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:35 AM   #45
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BTW, squoddy... answer my question please.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:55 AM   #46
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:07 AM   #47
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:08 AM   #48
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, i wish i would've seen this thread BEFORE, i bought my bike. wtf, why didn't anyone tell me?!?!
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:44 AM   #50
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i emailed harley jokes around work.......alot of harley riders were off....... but we had some beers and they laughed it off...... but hey, they started it......first time i met the group they asked if my bike had training wheels....... last week a harley rider was limping a bit....i said, What happened, did you hurt yourself trying to kick start a harley......
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:59 PM   #51
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I see you ride a Virago. My step mom has one. You've clearly bumped your head a few times too many. The only good thing Yamaha makes are piano's


Hey now Viragos arent that bad.....ok maybe they are but you dont have to point it out.
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Old 09-04-2008, 05:28 PM   #52
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Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower

Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.

What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in on a Suzuki.

Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
They're afraid to lean over that far.

What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? The
Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.

How do you know you're riding a Harley?
While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.

Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders?
Because they don't want to drop their tools.

How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money? You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.

What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis!

How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.

Why don't Harley owners smile?
Once you realized you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling?

Why do Harleys have fringe?
So you can tell if they're moving.

How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

How do you know your Harley is handling great?
You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons.

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog? The
dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob?
Some things just can't be fixed with only a hammer and duct tape.

What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer
and one that's being ridden there? The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.

Why do all Harley owners have trailers? So they can go around corners faster!

Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes? On the showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee. (Alternate answer: At Sturgis)

You know you're a Harley rider if...

...you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.

...you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws".

..."water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker.
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Old 09-04-2008, 06:09 PM   #53
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The location of the dirtbag!!!!!!!!

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