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Old 02-18-2006, 01:29 AM   #1
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Now when they run the DNA test what will they find??? How are they going to seperate all that to determine who's who? LOL Still funny though! jerkoffstony:laughing6
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They didnt say if it was in the mens or the ladies bathroom
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:38 AM   #4
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:00 AM   #5
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Old 02-18-2006, 12:36 PM   #12
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i'm 21, and i'm guessig brutus and alice are older cause i dont know what the f0ck fifi is,
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i'm 21, and i'm guessig brutus and alice are older cause i dont know what the f0ck fifi is,
fifi is a bag you squirt lotion, shampoo, whatever into and then you make love to it.
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and i guess there are other, more complicated ways.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifi_(masturbation_aid)
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Years ago it was a rubber glove, soaked in warm water, with vaseline on the inside.......EVERYBODY had one.
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Years ago it was a rubber glove, soaked in warm water, with vaseline on the inside.......EVERYBODY had one.
haha. never seen anyone with rubber gloves, i guess a trustee could hook you up. people used breakfast bags mostly when i was there or just watched blind date in the shower.
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