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Old 02-16-2006, 10:51 AM   #1
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Talking MEXICAN STYLE

MEXICAN STYLE

A Mexican from Friona found himself in Houston and decided to
approach
a
prostitute down on lower Oppenheimer.

He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"

"$100," she replied.

"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.

Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it
Messiccan-style."

Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you
$500
to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"

Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over
ten
years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of
request
from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style
be?"

After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him
and
said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted
and
disgusting.

Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"

The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I'll pay you next
Wednesday
when I get my sheck."
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:54 AM   #2
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hahahahaha!! Good one!
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:57 AM   #3
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:01 AM   #4
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:05 AM   #5
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:06 AM   #6
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:11 AM   #7
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:13 AM   #8
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i m waitin for somebody to get offended and post a loooong reply to this
but yeah, funny:-)
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:29 AM   #9
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i m waitin for somebody to get offended and post a loooong reply to this
but yeah, funny:-)
I was thinking the same thing..............somebody is gonna get they're panties in a knot!!!
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:34 AM   #10
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:34 AM   #11
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I was thinking the same thing..............somebody is gonna get they're panties in a knot!!!
I can't wait!!!
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:41 PM   #12
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Seriously this is very distasteful and rascist..Good going Godzuki...another member of the rascist clan on the board....













I kid I kid ...lol....good joke man hahahahahah
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:44 PM   #13
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lol thats pretty funny...mexican here and didnt offend me
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Hah, I thought she was gonna be pregneant or somethin
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:29 PM   #16
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That was hilarious!!
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Funny and true at the same time!!! lol!!
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