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Old 02-13-2006, 10:17 AM   #1
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OMG, my eyes are still watering...

Got this off another forum and I'm still laughing...

Various descriptions if the "Shocker" :laughing6

"Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado."
"Going to town, with one in the brown."
"The Muckfish."
"Two at Yale, one at Brown."
"Two in her rut, one in her ."
"Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca."
"Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker."
"Two in the bird, one in the ."
"Two in the boat, one in the moat."
"Two in the bush, one in the tush."
"Two in the cake, one in the pudding."
"Two in the cat, one in the shat."
"Two in the cheese, one in the whiz."
"Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot."
"Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher."
"Two in the coot, one in the boot."
"Two in the cooter, one in the shooter."
"Two in the cooter, one in the pooter."
"Two in the cootie, one in the booty."
Two in the crack, one out back."
"Two in the creamer, one in the steamer."
"Two in the crown, one in the brown."
"Two in the , one in the bummer."
"Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's."
"Two in the flower, one in the mud."
"Two in the fowl, one in the bowel."
"Two in the , one in the cucker."
"Two in the gap, one in the ."
"Two in the gash, one in the ."
"Two in the gear, one in the rear."
"Two in the goo, one in the poo."
"Two in the grass, one in the ."
"Two in the gum, one in the ."
"Two in the gyney, one in the hiney."
"Two in the hair, one in the derriere."
"Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye."
"Two in the hole, one in the... hole."
"Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo."
"Two in the hooty, one in the booty."
"Two in the hump, one in the dump."
"Two in the jam, one in the ram."
"Two in the kitty, one in the shitty."
"Two in the lube, one in the tube."
"Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye."
"Two in the meat, one in the seat."
"Two in the monkey, one in the chunky."
"Two in the , one in the rough."
"Two in the mung, one in the bung."
"Two in the pee, one you can't see."
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
"Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole."
"Two in the pie, one saying goodbye."
"Two in the pookey, one in the dookie."
"Two in the poon, one in the moon."
"Two in the pumper, one in the dumper."
"Two in the randy, one in the dandy."
"Two in the sexit, one in the exit."
"Two in the , one in the stank."
"Two in the slit, one in the ."
"Two in the sludge, one in the fudge."
"Two in the , one in the ."
"Two in the slutter, one in the cutter."
"Two in the snail, one in the tail."
"Two in the snapper, one in the starfish."
"Two in the split, one where she ."
"Two in the tank, one in the bank."
"Two in the tart, one in the fart."
"Two in the thump, one in the rump."
"Two in the trap, one in the ."
"Two in the treat, one in the seat."
"Two in the track, one in the back."
"Two in the , one in the brown spot."
"Two in the , one in China."
"Two in the winker, one in the sphincter."
"Two inside a woman's , one inside a woman's " (medical terminology)
"Two near the , one in the ."
"Two where she humps, one where she dumps."
"Two where she peeces, one where she feces."
"Two where she queefs, one underneath."
"Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates."
"Two where you hump, one in the rump."
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:42 AM   #2
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:54 AM   #3
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:13 AM   #4
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:15 AM   #5
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how about this one,

two in her mouth i pay, one free down the hersey highway
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:59 AM   #6
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"Two at Yale, one at Brown."

my favorite:laughing6
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:47 PM   #7
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i like that one too
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:13 PM   #8
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