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Old 02-07-2006, 01:10 PM   #1
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chinese virgins

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to
be reassuring.

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting
you want".

"What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to
impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
somethin I have heard about ... numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want ... Chicken wiff broccori?"
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Old 02-07-2006, 01:13 PM   #2
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Old 02-07-2006, 02:02 PM   #3
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Old 02-07-2006, 02:06 PM   #4
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that was just retarded... come'on come up with somethin better than that... stupid asian jokes. on top of that the cheesy mispelled sorry attempt for f.o.b accent. but good job. good try. hahahaha
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Old 02-07-2006, 03:13 PM   #5
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yeah - they get the exhaust face 4 that 1.......lol
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Old 02-07-2006, 04:59 PM   #8
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wasn't that great. eh. and what's up with the way they talk, if that's an asian impression it sucked... sounded more ghetto than anything else.
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haha i liked it ..... it was a copy paste job from a email... calm down lol...
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that was just retarded... come'on come up with somethin better than that... stupid asian jokes. on top of that the cheesy mispelled sorry attempt for f.o.b accent. but good job. good try. hahahaha

if i recall you have the most gansta voice ive ever heard in austin! SOUTHSIDE!!!!!! haha that was so gansta (not haha)
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if i recall you have the most gansta voice ive ever heard in austin! SOUTHSIDE!!!!!! haha that was so gansta (not haha)
pssh i'm far from being gangster.. i talk proper.
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its spelled gansta..... hahaha you talk proper, i heard no accent at all...
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