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Old 03-21-2009, 02:09 PM   #1
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This event is for fun. Do not drink, speed, or do anything illegal. Whatever you elect to do during the Scavenger Hunt is your responsibility and neither Mala nor MotoHouston is responsible, so don’t be stupid!
Smart players win; work out a strategy before you take off. If you show up to the Physical Sully Challenge or a judge catches you on the streets without all the members of your team together, you will be docked 300 points.
• Each team MUST be present at the Challenger 7 Park at 3:30pm for the Physical Sully Challenge (see map)
• *100 extra points if every member shows up to the Sully Challenge wearing a temporary tattoo of either a cat or a fairy on foreheads.
• We will meet at back at Vito's Deckhouse by 8:00 pm. Roll call and judging begins at 8:15 pm.
• Check off each challenge you complete.
Photo Challenges
200 Points
_____Construct a bikini made out of Fruit Rollups on a male member of the team. Take a pic of him posing on his bike, wearing the Fruit Rollup bikini, outside a grocery store.
_____Naked cannonball pic wearing a helmet. Member must be in the “cannonball” form over the water for pic to count.
_____Pic of entire team wearing only Depends adult diapers (women can keep bras on) and helmets in the “hands on the hood” position over a popo car. 50 extra points if popo is in pic too.
_____Pic of entire group mooning the track from the catwalk at MSRH.
_____Pic of team member running on the MSRH track with wearing a helmet and nothing but the checkered flag to cover any sensitive spots.
_____Pic of a member wearing hospital scrubs or lab coat and helmet next to a patient’s bed.
_____Visit a nursing home and get two residents to pose in your helmets. Take a pic with residents and entire team.
_____Pic of a team member riding a bicycle underwater
_____Pic of member’s bike inside a bank
_____Pic of any team member wearing a helmet, sitting naked and backwards on a LIVE, REAL horse


100 Points
_____Pic of a member wearing a helmet and standing in a Wal-Mart checkout with the following items on the conveyor belt: 3 boxes of condoms, 1 bunch of bananas, 2 squash, 2 tubes of Preparation H, a box of tampons, a gallon jug of vegetable oil, chocolate syrup, Cosmo magazine, plastic funnel, a nightie/negligee, tube of lipstick.
_____Pic of a teammate sitting on bike with entire bike and body covered in toilet paper. Leave head wearing helmet exposed. Must be in front of Wal-Mart.
_____Pic of a team member wearing a pink or white nightie/negligee and high heels “working” on a bike at a dealership or garage.
_____Pic of a member wearing a 1 foot tall whip cream crown. Must be posing on bike.
_____Pic of a male team member getting fitted for a bra at Victoria’s Secret. We want to see a pic of guy in a bra with attendant helping him “adjust and fit” it in the fitting room.
_____Pic of a member in his or her helmet getting a palm reading by a “professional psychic” in a shop.
_____Find a garage sale. Take a pic of bike in garage sale with a sign that says “Must sell cheap to save marriage--$25.”
_____Pic of entire team wearing helmets and going thru a buffet line.
_____Pic of a male team member in bikini and high heels posing on Irish or JDub’s (ask around if you aren’t sure who these guys are) bike at MSRH.
_____Pic of a male teammate in a pink or white nightie/negligee sitting on his bike eating tator tots.
_____Pic of entire team sitting in helmets in a barber shop/salon chairs with stylists “working” over the helmets.
_____Pic of a team member’s bike inside an elevator with rider on it
_____Pic of a team member “proposing” on bent knee to A: a 300lb+ woman or Man, B: a gorgeous blonde, C: an elderly woman/man, D: a stripper in her costume (100 points each—up to two pics possible)
_____Pic of a team member in gear and helmet and high heels using a handicap sign as a stripper pole. Work it!
_____Pic of 2 team members wearing helmets on the “up” side of a teeter-totter
_____Helmet totem pole with at least 15 helmets single file.
_____Pic of a team member with a fire hose —water must be on.
_____Pic of a member in a helmet on stage at a strip club.
_____Pics of a member trying on a wedding dress with helmet.
_____Pic of motorcycles on Kemah boardwalk with water in the background
_____Pic of member riding down interstate with baby carrier strapped to back of motorcycle.
_____Pic of team member with a mop and bucket cleaning an actual spill on aisle 7 of any store in full gear
_____Pic of a team member wearing a helmet and holding a cardboard sign that reads “I got drunk and loopedmygixxer. Pleaz hlep.” (And yes, spelled just like that) Must be standing on a busy street corner. +25 points for a pic of someone in a car giving you money.
_____Pic of a team member’s bike inside Texas Yamaha with Mack posing “sexy” on it
_____Pic of two team members wearing helmets and performing a kama sutra position on a bed in a furniture store. Strangers must be looking on and visible in the pic.
_____Pic of a team member doing a headstand with a helmet on in the middle of a stoplight controlled intersection (must be a road with 2 lanes going each direction—minimum)
_____Photo of a team member’s bike with at least 3 LIVE, REAL cats on it. +25 points for each additional cat.
_____Pic of a teammate wearing gear and serving food from behind the counter at a fast food restaurant.
_____Pic of a male teammate wearing a bikini and high heels posing “sexy” with his bike in front of a dumpster.
_____Cemetery pic with all bikes on the team in the background and all members jumping in the air—no feet can be touching the ground
_____Pic of a male team member at a mall makeup counter getting full face makeup: eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush, lipstick is expected. The works. We want a before and after pic.
75 Points
_____Pic of a member running on a treadmill in gear in a gym.
_____Pic of team at an Asian market holding a real (can be dead ) squid.
_____Pic of a member with 10 lit cigarettes in mouth.
_____Pic of entire group in the mall courtyard feeing each other a cookie—at the same time.
_____Pic of a member in the backseat of a popo car upside down
_____Pic of a team member in a cheerleading outfit
_____Pic of member hanging upside down from a tree eating a banana
_____Pic of a member sitting on a 4 foot tall stack of books in a library.
_____Pic of female team member sliding down firehouse pole
_____Pic of a member wearing a helmet in a doughnut shop with at least 5 doughnuts stacked on top of helmet. + 10 points for each additional doughnut.
_____Pic of entire team each holding a DVD that features either obese chicks or midgets.
_____Go to an animal shelter. Pic of all team members wearing helmets and posing with an orange or black kitteh AND one shelter attendant.
_____Pic of a team member wearing a helmet and imitating a mannequin at a store. There must be at least 2 real mannequins present.
50 Points
_____Pic of 2 team members inside Toys-R-Us hoola-hooping in their gear.
_____Pic of two team mates doing something obscene with a statue.
_____Pic of a motorcycle piston.
_____Pic of a teammate wearing helmet and smiling big—teeth must be dyed purple or blue.
_____Pic of a member with hair dyed orange or green
_____Pic of a member doing a handstand on a public toilet
_____Kiss a mannequin in a store on the lips. Make it look like you like him/her.
_____Pic of a member on the roof of a restaurant.
_____Pic of bikes and entire team in front of Ferris wheel in Kemah
_____Find a funny painting and mimic the pose. Painting must be in photo.
_____Pic of a team member in helmet at a pharmacy counter talking with pharmacist.
_____Pic of a hand print left on a members face cheek from being slapped
_____Pic of a team member and a blind person WITH a seeing-eye dog
_____Pic of a female team member holding a LIVE iguana.
_____Pic of 2 team members holding the Biker Boys DVD inside Blockbuster with full gear on
_____Pic of all bikes and team members in front of a blue fire hydrant.
_____Pic of male team member shaving 1 armpit completely bare *no hair can be on that armpit
_____Pic of team member in Barnes & Noble with helmet on and headphones on top "listening to music"
_____Take a creative pic of something depicting the letters “MH.” +25 points if it spells out MotoHouston.

Things to Acquire --pretty much everything Mala gets to keep
100 Points
____ Warning citation from popo citing “general stupidity” as offense with team name on it.

50 Points
_____A live carnivorous plant
_____An old motorcycle sprocket
_____1 Job application from a strip club
_____Menu from a sit down restaurant—no paper menus and nothing from Vito’s
_____A “fecal loop” from a veterinary clinic
_____Something that is related to “A Nightmare before Christmas”

25 Points
_____Super Bounce Ball
_____Unused Chopsticks & Fortune Cookie
_____Rusty Door Hinge
_____A Penny from either 1983, 1984, or 1975
_____1 straw
_____An 8 ball
_____1 package of restaurant silverware still wrapped in napkin
_____Coke in a glass bottle
_____1 "lost dog" flyer
_____1 “lost kitty” flyer
_____1 peanut in the shell
_____Plastic Whataburger table number (+20 points if it’s #2)
_____Paint every team member’s nails orange.
_____Cat Pez dispenser
_____A team member’s school report card showing an F
_____Something with the name Honda on it
_____Fill up a 20 oz bottle with pink flower petals
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Old 03-21-2009, 02:49 PM   #2
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Old 03-21-2009, 03:23 PM   #3
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Sounds like Mala wants to see some MH ppl naked
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Old 03-21-2009, 03:32 PM   #4
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This is the funniest thing I have ever read before, i cannot wait to see pix of this.
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:09 PM   #5
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D^mn! This ones going to be good. Can't wait to see the picks.
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:50 PM   #7
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Just got back from the Physical Sully Challenge. They had to do a wheelbarrow race with a piggy back ride return to be placed in order to select. . . which live goldfish to pick. The options were
  • Drink and Spit Out -- 50 pts
  • Hold live fish in mouth for 35 seconds--150 pts
  • Swallow-- 250 points
  • Super Fish Swallow (there were 2 large fantail goldfish)--350 points

The first ones to place in the race got the first pick...could either get a tiny fish, medium fish or super fish. Results were:

1. Team Stealth Kittehs: Wayne -- swallowed a small goldfish 250pts
2. Team Rainbow Calamari: Phydeaux--swalled super fish--350pts
3. Team Noob Post Veterans: Alex--swallowed super fish--350 pts
4. Team Philly Fakeouts: Leroy--swallowed medium fish--250 points
5 Team Victorious Secrets didn't make it--Noah's bike broke down.

Good luck kids! See you at Vitos tonight.

BTW--it's pretty gross watching a man barf a giant fantail fish back up.
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:56 PM   #8
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And for Wayne--he shaved MH into the back of his head and painted it orange.
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Ah man i wish i could have made it down there for this. Hope to meet yall tomorrow at the Forest ride if i can make it. Should be fun. And yes pls pls post some pics i gotta see this stuff.
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This thing is alllll about the photos. I've heard quite a few interesting tales already.
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This thing is alllll about the photos. I've heard quite a few interesting tales already.


The meanwhile here is a video of whales blwing smoke rings while we wait.
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Can't wait to see all the pics... I need copies for my "slam book"

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