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Old 02-03-2006, 08:46 PM   #1
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Whales

A male whale and a female whale were
swimming off the coast of Japan when they
notice a whaling ship on the horizon. The
male whale recognized it as the very same
ship that harpooned and killed his father
many years before. He said to the female
whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and
blow out our air holes at the same time and turn
the ship over and sink it. They tried it and sure
enough the ship flipped over and sank to the
bottom. However, the whales realized that all
the sailors were swimming to the safety of the
shore. The male whale was enraged they were
going to get away and he told the female whale,
"Lets swim after them and gobble them up before
they reach the safety of the shore." The female
shook her dorcil fin and refused to be a part of
that action. "Look", she said, "I agreed to be a
part of the , but I refuse to swallow
the seamen.":eh:
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Old 02-03-2006, 08:49 PM   #3
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hahaha how corny was that...
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Old 02-03-2006, 08:50 PM   #4
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Old 02-03-2006, 08:51 PM   #5
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Old 02-03-2006, 08:52 PM   #6
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hahaha how corny was that...
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Old 02-03-2006, 09:07 PM   #9
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Old 02-03-2006, 10:38 PM   #10
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thats funny. but im corny so i liked it.
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