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Old 02-02-2006, 10:04 AM   #1
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Decoding Women's Personal Ads...

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.....................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..............................No .
Average looking..............Moooo.
Beautiful.................... ......Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure........On medication.
Feminist...........................Fat.
Free spirit........................Junkie.
Friendship first................Former .
New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned..................No BJs. (?)
Open-minded..................Desperate.
Outgoing..........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.....................
Voluptuous......................Very Fat.
Large frame.....................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate.............Stalker.
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:08 AM   #2
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Outgoing..........................Loud and Embarrassing.
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:20 AM   #3
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Or a raging alcoholic
Sounds like you've been there
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:22 AM   #4
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Never said there's anything wrong with that...


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Old 02-02-2006, 10:27 AM   #5
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Geez...guess a girl can't answer any questions...every answer is wrong, haha!
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:50 AM   #6
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Here's Women's english and Men's english...

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. ! No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have ?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


By the way, there was no disrespect intended to any women on the board...
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Old 02-02-2006, 05:21 PM   #10
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5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

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haha i like the english one better than the decoding
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Old 02-02-2006, 05:28 PM   #12
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4. We need = I want
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is all you ever think
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