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Old 01-31-2006, 04:09 AM   #1
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New STD ALLERT... and i think i have it..

It has come to my attention that everyone this winter is spreading a horrible STD!! Please be careful GUYS because its contagious and does a lot of harm, ITS CALLED..... ONEGINA!!
ONEGINA has been spread across the world this winter like a new fast food craving. Onegina is a STD that effect guys only. It is when one guy has a wife or a girlfriend and is stuck with one for the rest of his life! THIS IS HORRIBLE!! Please do not get sucked in by the cold weather or a manipulating girl. They try to spread this everyday!!!

ONEGINA symptoms.....

1) Headaches

2) STRESS

3) Dry for days at a time

4) Lots of and whining

5) Dicking over some of your closest friends

6) No more blow jobs

7) Not going out as much

8) Having to talk about your feelings

9) Watching gay shows like the OC, ONE TREE HILL, CHRAMED

10) (The worst of them all!) ~ Only sleeping with one for the rest of your life!!!

PLEASE... I beg of you don't let yourself get sucked in this STD is spreading fast and we need to stop it ASAP!! I was personally effected by this last night when one of my closest friends left me and 2 of my boys at the club because his ONEGINA kicked in!!! Symptom .. 5, this was not good and over a lot of people last night!!
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Old 01-31-2006, 07:44 PM   #2
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I don't think all of that holds true....I gots me one of those onegina things, man o man what a royal she is at times and sometimes just nice as can be. The latter of those two is when I gets ma soooked.
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:10 PM   #3
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i guess it holds true then "do as I say not as I do"
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:39 PM   #4
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FMX u a funny dude man!!!!! Did you have all day to think about this? Or r u speaking from experience?
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