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Old 02-27-2009, 01:53 PM   #1
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Perfect bike for Houston traffic!

Saw this on some dude's blog:

"The original design intent is described as:

Designed as an equalizer for inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes, and other traffic related anomalies perpetrated by the cell phone using, motor home/SUV driving morons in Florida imposed on the rest of us. The below pictured machine was designed for that purpose.

Each mini gun fires at a rate of 3000 rounds per minute (6000 total). During initial test and evaluation it was demonstrated that a single 2 second burst would, and did blow a 40 foot RV with tow car clean off the road, leaving an open and unobstructed route ahead. It will vaporize an SUV in seconds! Tests further indicated that after two or three RV's/SUV's in a row were eliminated, or "friggin smoked", others voluntarily pulled off the road and thus became a "non threat.


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Old 02-27-2009, 01:55 PM   #2
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interesting..... wonder what it weighs,lol
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Old 02-27-2009, 01:56 PM   #3
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Saw this on some dude's blog:

"The original design intent is described as:

Designed as an equalizer for inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes, and other traffic related anomalies perpetrated by the cell phone using, motor home/SUV driving morons in Florida imposed on the rest of us. The below pictured machine was designed for that purpose.

Each mini gun fires at a rate of 3000 rounds per minute (6000 total). During initial test and evaluation it was demonstrated that a single 2 second burst would, and did blow a 40 foot RV with tow car clean off the road, leaving an open and unobstructed route ahead. It will vaporize an SUV in seconds! Tests further indicated that after two or three RV's/SUV's in a row were eliminated, or "friggin smoked", others voluntarily pulled off the road and thus became a "non threat.


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i want one for when i ride on 1960
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Old 02-27-2009, 01:56 PM   #4
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:02 PM   #5
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looks like a boss hoss or like motorcycle, small block motor
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:06 PM   #6
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:07 PM   #7
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:08 PM   #8
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needs some weapons to shoot to the side for people trying to change into your lane.
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:08 PM   #9
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ya because boss hosses didnt weigh enough already! i like the line of thinking though.
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:13 PM   #10
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Dosnt stand a chance on my 600RR
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:14 PM   #11
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good find! I like it.
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:15 PM   #12
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:21 PM   #13
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:24 PM   #14
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:27 PM   #15
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:30 PM   #16
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No, no I really believe if it was available to the public people will buy them, perfect for drive by. 130 mph drive by prrrrrrr, whos there, who did it. Just joking
holy , would someone please ban this idiot....wtf?!!
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:52 PM   #17
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i made a holster for my paintball gun (mounts where a mirror mounted) hopper flew off...

ever see a car with pink splatter on the back you can be sure the driver is an idiot & to stay away.
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Old 02-27-2009, 03:03 PM   #18
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Splitting lanes just became much more fun!!!
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Old 02-27-2009, 03:03 PM   #19
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Old 02-27-2009, 03:07 PM   #20
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It has USMC on the front fender, signaling that it clearly was an under funded project that is destined to break.

Trust me.....I worked with USMC gear for a few years. I'm convinced they're designed to break, to keep people like me busy.
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