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Old 01-25-2006, 09:37 AM   #1
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Next time you are too drunk to drive,
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:56 AM   #2
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Next time you are too drunk to drive,
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Genius! and you have dinner!
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:19 AM   #4
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oh my gosh... genious!



now the question is.. has anyone ever tried it?
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:13 AM   #5
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Los, yuo seem to be the best candidate :laughing4
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Yeah right, that dude won't stop posting comments on myspace long enough to leave the house now days. :laughing6
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i tried it... they wouldn't take me home =[
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i tried it... they wouldn't take me home =[
lol did u really?
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Old 01-25-2006, 12:07 PM   #11
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hahaha no but that'd be pretty funny if i did.. i think i'll have to try it. and i'll let you know how that comes out in the end.. i'll probably not even end up at my house and that would SUCK.
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Old 01-25-2006, 12:15 PM   #12
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well good luck...and take pictures and post em up.....:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
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actually... i dont think by law they can... liability factor.. oh well
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The key is to:.... Order the Pizza to YOUR HOUSE
.. that's why i ended up somewhere else. okay next time i'll get it right.
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hahaha no but that'd be pretty funny if i did.. i think i'll have to try it. and i'll let you know how that comes out in the end.. i'll probably not even end up at my house and that would SUCK.
I am sure you do not have to order a pizza to get a ride home. :icon_bigg
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dat... drivn drunk is da shizznat!
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