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Old 01-23-2006, 02:27 PM   #1
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> >
> > 1-If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
> >
> > 2-I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed
bag.
> >
> > 3-If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
> >
> > 4-How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
> >
> > 5-I was about to go and I needed a name to go with your face.
> >
> > 6-My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
> >
> > 7-Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go .
> >
> > 8-Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that !
> >
> > 9-If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,
> > could I meet you between the holidays?
> >
> > 10-You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to
> > mount you or eat you!
> >
> > 11-Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
> >
> > 12-Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
> >
> > 13-I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
> >
> > 14-How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
> > and I'll give you the meat.
> >
> > 15-Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
> > Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
> > Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat
> > in those pants"
> >
> > 16-I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
> >
> > 17- me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
> >
> > 18-I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
> >
> > 19-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
> > light switch away.
> >
> > 20-Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous
> > curves ahead, yield?
> >
> > 21-I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
> > into this motel room.
> >
> > 22-Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you
> > blow the out of me.
> >
> > 23-Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to
> > be.
> >
> > 24-Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
> >
> > 25-I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
> > talking to you.
> >
> > 26-That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd
> > be coming too.
> >
> > 27-I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone
> > beat me to it.
> >
> > 28-Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
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Old 01-23-2006, 02:52 PM   #2
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Old 01-23-2006, 04:19 PM   #3
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11-Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

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Old 01-23-2006, 07:53 PM   #4
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Those where great lol....
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25-I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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5-I was about to go and I needed a name to go with your face.

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Old 01-23-2006, 09:01 PM   #7
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JAKE wtf you never got back with me about your homies doing the wallmount!!!
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