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Old 01-21-2006, 10:16 AM   #1
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and Harley Davidsons

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and

went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with ." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to
.

recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty
unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but
aren't You the inventor of woman?"

said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied , "hold on."

went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and read it.


"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."
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