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Old 01-19-2006, 03:49 PM   #1
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Talking WHY GUNS ARE EASIER THAN WIVES:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run outof ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make melook fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a wife . . . .

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
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Old 01-19-2006, 03:59 PM   #2
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Old 01-19-2006, 07:08 PM   #4
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