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|01-19-2006, 03:49 PM||#1|
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WHY GUNS ARE EASIER THAN WIVES:
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run outof ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make melook fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is better than a wife . . . .
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money and you can keep The Change!
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|01-19-2006, 03:59 PM||#2|
the necessary villain
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'04 R6, '05 70, '04 fiddy!
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