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Old 02-10-2009, 11:17 AM   #1
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:19 AM   #2
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That was a terrible story. Mudbug is right. I hope you don't start any joke threads... I was looking for a laugh.

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Old 02-10-2009, 03:52 PM   #15
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the story isn't horrible. its funny, and what or who is a mudbug?
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English motherfcker do you speak it?
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:36 PM   #16
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Why Chris Brown attacked Rihanna?


They got in the car right, and Chris wanted 2 pull over to "Take Her Down" but Rihanna said "Shut Up and Drive" So he got tight cuz he didnt get any in "Forever". He tried 2 cut the radio off and she grabbed his hand sayin "Please Dont Stop The Music." This ***** Chris tried to act all "Super Human" and push her shyt away and cut it off anyway.so she picked up an "Umbrella" and tried 2 hit him and he said "Gimme That." Then she bragged about how "Unfaithful" he was and this ***** said "YOOO" n spazzed out n tried to choke her so she could have "No Air" now she gotta go 2 "Rehab" & NOW SHE HAS "DISTURBIA" FROM CHRIS SMACKIN HER "WALL TO WALL"
Wassup! Welcome 2 MH Ohh smack that was funny as , hahaha lol all of the songs they made is in the joke!
But still he had no right to do what he had done. “ made a mans hand to build hopes and dreams, not to hurt a women”
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Old 02-15-2009, 03:25 AM   #18
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Old 02-15-2009, 03:34 AM   #19
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I'm sorry dude but that was about the dumbest i have ever read
aside from the average Godzuki post
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