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Old 01-19-2006, 04:12 AM   #1
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Chasee69 said I should reward myself... so I stole a backhoe and knocked over stuff

The morning was cool, but not quite as windy as the day before, Flick had just arrived and he seemed chipper today which was a turn for the better, I hadn't heard him mutter one word about monkeys in nearly a week. He had some candy with him that looked like thin jolly ranchers, he said eat one and I will be able to conquor the world, so I ate ten, and it's a good thing too because not even an hour had passed by when we were attacked by a giant hippo.

This wasn't your garden variety east Texas Hippo either, it was demonic.. the center cavity of it had been punched through no doubt by some wizard but it was still alive and furious with rage, my only chance at saving the world was to jump into the very heart of this beast and shut down it's internal systems.

After I jumped inside though, I found I might have bitten off more than I could chew, the hippo bucked wildly and began running down the street, bashing into various buildings, and crashing into random objects. It couldn't go on forever I figured but I didn't know how long I could last. By now there was a long line of people following me, honking their horns and waving to show their appreciacion at the risk I was taking to calm such a beast, one person even through half of a hamburger at me to help get my strength back, but I had plenty.

Suddenly things took a turn for the worse... for the hippo, it was unable to go on, and just died right there on the spot with me sitting inside it's wizard-hole. I decided I best flee incase killing hippo's was illegal so I made my escape into the woods, I blended in with the leaves and made bird noises so as to throw off anyone who might be pursuing me. And so I live to fight another day!!
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Old 01-19-2006, 04:35 AM   #2
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It has once again come to my attencion that there are some unbelievers out there who doubt my story... so I give you proof, Behold.... the footage!!!!

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

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Old 01-19-2006, 04:45 AM   #3
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Oh , it has my name at the bottom of the page... doh
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Old 01-19-2006, 05:10 AM   #4
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It has once again come to my attencion that there are some unbelievers out there who doubt my story... so I give you proof, Behold.... the footage!!!!

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http://media.putfile.com/Rampage63

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"Rampage63"<<<<<<<<<u mean this???
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Old 01-19-2006, 05:10 AM   #5
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No, while it's playing watch the green status letters =(
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Old 01-19-2006, 05:14 AM   #6
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No, while it's playing watch the green status letters =(
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Old 01-19-2006, 05:14 AM   #7
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I'm so I can't even edit my profile
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Old 01-19-2006, 05:41 AM   #8
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I'm so I can't even edit my profile

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The hamburger part really happened, it was half eaten and appeared to be from burger king (prolly why they threw it) I would have give anything to have had the camera on when it happened... Everyone would honk and throw the bird but this guy honked and goes "Hey !!" soon as I look I saw burger shrapnel flying everywhere.. It didn't actually hit me because it flew apart in mid air.. but I did have burger chunks everyplace =(
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The hamburger part really happened, it was half eaten and appeared to be from burger king (prolly why they threw it) I would have give anything to have had the camera on when it happened... Everyone would honk and throw the bird but this guy honked and goes "Hey !!" soon as I look I saw burger shrapnel flying everywhere.. It didn't actually hit me because it flew apart in mid air.. but I did have burger chunks everyplace =(
haha that would have been awesome if you had that on film.
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Old 01-19-2006, 08:07 PM   #19
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*sniff* I lost that video =(
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