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Old 01-18-2006, 03:54 PM   #1
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Men Rule's!!!

01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
>
> 02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
>
> a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
> b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
> c. After wrecking your boss' car.
> d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
> e. When she is using her teeth.
>
> 03: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
> and eaten by his buddies.
>
> 04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
> of jail within 12 hours.
>
> 05: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits
> forever, unless you actually marry her.
>
> 06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden.
> However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
>
> 07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
> man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
>
>
> 08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
> weakest.
>
> 09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
> the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
>
> 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her
> to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
> flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
>
> 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
> sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel
> ..and it's free.
>
> 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
> kick another guy in the nuts.
>
> 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
>
> 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
>
> 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
>
> 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
> until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
> much as the other sports watchers.
>
> 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain
> sober enough to fight.
>
> 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza,
> but not both, that's just greedy.
>
> 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about
> his choice of beer.
>
> 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
> except if she's withholding pending your response.
>
> 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
> a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
> b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
> c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
>
> 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
> i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations,
> an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
>
> 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than
> you are able to have with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up
> if necessary.
>
> 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have
> carnal drunken monkey , the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty
> is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion
> about what a big mistake it was occurs.
>
> 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
> her to drive yours.
>
> 26: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
> orange or sky blue.
>
> 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"
> with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of
> story.
>
> 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.
> Ever.
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wait, Dancinman aren't you gay, so these rules dont apply to you
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wait, Dancinman aren't you gay, so these rules dont apply to you
had to surface it again huh? ahhaha tony youre such a gangster
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