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Old 01-18-2006, 12:00 PM   #1
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(1) zero gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, it was
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(2) Our Constitution
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The real reason we can't have the Ten Commandments in
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:03 PM   #2
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:24 PM   #3
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i got one of those pens ZERO G it was $25 got it for a xmas gift 2 years ago
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