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Old 02-03-2009, 06:59 PM   #41
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:01 PM   #42
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Some of those are just nasty. Then again, so are some of the curb monkeys

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Old 02-03-2009, 07:06 PM   #43
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12. It is customary to pay for motorcycle rides with oral . (NOTE: If your skills aren't up to par it is definitely ok to have a girlfriend of yours assist you. Team work is what it's all about.)
Ah yes i know just the person!

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that's just wrong...

especially if we aren't even talking about bikes but cages..... double fail.
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:08 PM   #46
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that's just wrong...

especially if we aren't even talking about bikes but cages..... double fail.
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:27 PM   #47
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oh... scratch that... I thought we were referencing other curb monkeys
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i go by the 150 rule.

girls age + weight must be less than or equal to 150.
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:40 PM   #49
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:25 PM   #50
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i go by the 150 rule.

girls age + weight must be less than or equal to 150.
I see you dig those 80 lb 70 year old curb monkeys...
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How often do curb monkeys approach you guys? I ask cause I'm a decent looking guy, been riding for a long time and can ride smooth and fast as fu**, and I've had nice bikes most of the years (Bandit 400, GSXR 600/750, Busa, VTR996...). I've only been asked for rides once or twice a decade. Is this like a daily phenom in some part of town? (and how do I get there?)
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question....when you guys pick up a curve monkey, do guys at least provide them with a helmet? Most likely they wont have their own since they are not on a bike in the first place.
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question....when you guys pick up a curve monkey, do guys at least provide them with a helmet? Most likely they wont have their own since they are not on a bike in the first place.
it's curb monkeys, babydoll.


and you'd be surprised how many CB's have their own gear

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ooo right, curb, thanks for correction
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usually every party i take the bike to a girl or 4 wanna go for a ride...

theres the drunk chick that needs a ride to the store for beer/ciggs/food
the innocent thats never been on a bike before (yea right)
the chick that will give me beer/ciggs/food for a ride
& the girl that wants to be my GF.

those are just the DP parties.
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just ride up to a club or pool hall and keep your gear on you..
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usually every party i take the bike to a girl or 4 wanna go for a ride...

theres the drunk chick that needs a ride to the store for beer/ciggs/food
the innocent thats never been on a bike before (yea right)
the chick that will give me beer/ciggs/food for a ride
& the girl that wants to be my GF.

those are just the DP parties.

Double penetration?
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Old 02-04-2009, 01:52 PM   #59
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i really wish i still had that award for stupid comments...you'd probably enjoy it more than i did...

but yes, double penetration. cause it's only gay if you look into the other dudes eyes.
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There are many curb monkeys out there.

Usually when my friends insist on riding drunk w someone after I say no etc and we are going else where I offer my helmet so long as its not busy outside and we aren't going far.

That's how I met my exgf actually... we knew her for a while but she finally came into our cliq by riding w my friend.

Evil monkeys...
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