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Old 02-03-2009, 04:17 PM   #1
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funny for the curb monkeys

I just foundd this ont he net and thought it would be a good for all the curb monkeys...

Rules for female passengers on street bikes...
1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride.
2. If your going to go for a ride go with the nicest bike he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH!
3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up.
4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head.
5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her.
. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going... (Right guys?)
7. Showing your nice boobies will get you selected first for a bike ride.
8. STOP!!!!! F***ing bashing your Pep-Boys helmet into the back of my $600 custom helmet... thank you!
9. Move back and stick your out... your squishing my nuts.
10. Stop scratching my tank with your fake J-Lo ring set.
11. Yes it is too possible to jerk me off while I'm riding my bike, rubbing gently works too... (Note: This will also ensure you another bike ride anytime)
12. It is customary to pay for motorcycle rides with oral . (NOTE: If your skills aren't up to par it is definitely ok to have a girlfriend of yours assist you. Team work is what it's all about.)
13. We know when a girl likes the bike and not us. If every time we call it's always the same **** can we go on the bike.... NO!!!!..... It's fugging March biotch.
14. Don't lean this bike, it has one driver and it's me. So sit there and relax.
15. No you're not going to "GO FLYING RIGHT OFF" (Unless you me off then it's a possibility.)
16. Yes I'm going to go fast... stop being a pu$$y.
17. Yes I just adjusted my mirrors to see your .
18. When we stop at a gas station, you are not guarenteed a return trip. Know your role and maybe you get dropped off close to where you were found.
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:20 PM   #2
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Some of those are just nasty. Then again, so are some of the curb monkeys
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Some of those are just nasty. Then again, so are some of the curb monkeys
+1 Ugh. Men. And monkeys.
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:24 PM   #5
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lol funny read.

i dig your avatar cali. nice chop job
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i just had a thought.....along pullin a curb monkey....mmmmmmm....both in heels, both with their thongs hangin out their a$$, and both on a gixxer...











she's gonna get when she reads this one!
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:33 PM   #7
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gixxer is a great idea... we need to get the kawi out from under her... not good...
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gixxer is a great idea... we need to get the kawi out from under her... not good...
awwww are you jealous too cause you dont have a kawi
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:34 PM   #9
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13. We know when a girl likes the bike and not us. If every time we call it's always the same **** can we go on the bike.... NO!!!!..... It's fugging March biotch.

What's wrong with riding in March? Panzy north riders lol!
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gixxer is a great idea... we need to get the kawi out from under her... not good...
uh oh, more fuel to the fire!
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sounds just bout right!!!
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I remember in college when I was a young lad....if it was 70 degrees and sunny, my phone was BLOWING up....ahhh, the good ole days. ha ha
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Those were great, and being posted by the anti-curb monkey makes them even better!

Good find, Adrienne!
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awwww are you jealous too cause you dont have a kawi
ya that must be it...

I couldnt decide if I wanted a bike that looked like:

I puked on the side(green)

Mated with a construction cone(orange)

Or hit a Mary Kay Cadillac(pink)
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i just had a thought.....along pullin a curb monkey....mmmmmmm....both in heels, both with their thongs hangin out their a$$, and both on a gixxer...


she's gonna get when she reads this one!
All good, but leave the bike alone. Everything is good the way it is.
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Cali's on a role....
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ya that must be it...

I couldnt decide if I wanted a bike that looked like:

I puked on the side(green)

Mated with a construction cone(orange)

Or hit a Mary Kay Cadillac(pink)
burned.......
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i dig your avatar cali. nice chop job
I was bored today... home sick yet again...

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burned.......
correct, they do catch on fire out of self pity.
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