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Old 02-03-2009, 03:24 AM   #1
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Then, you MIGHT be a sport bike rider.....

Found elsewhere. But soo true.

If you know every road with a curve in it within a 30 mile radius of your home...
you MIGHT be a Sport Bike Rider....

If 80% of the clothing you own has SOME kind of DOT crash rating...
you MIGHT be a Sport Bike Rider....

If you have decided to move COMPLETELY out of a state due to the fact that you can't find a road with curves...
you MIGHT be a Sport Bike Rider....

If you are living in a 500 square foot apartment with three other guys, but you've got $15k in mods on your 2004 CBR1000RR
you MIGHT be a Sport Biker Rider...

If your garage is CLEANER than your bathroom...
you just MIGHT be a Sport Bike Rider...

If you don't know who George Bush, Barak Obama, and Elvis Presley are, but you can easily point out Chris Vermulen, Loris Caparossi, and Randy DePunier in a crowd...
you just MIGHT be a Sport Bike Rider

If you safety wire your toothbrush to the toothbush holder...just in case...
There's a GOOD chance you might be a SB rider.

If you think carbon fiber is a good material for just about EVERY home improvement project...
You might be a SB rider...

If you know how to properly pronounce Ohlins, Marchesini, and Carrozerria
(eur-LEENS, mar-keh-SEE-ni, and ca-roz-er-REE-ah), but words like gyro, flambe, and saute are completely UNPRONOUNCEABLE...
You just might be a SB rider...

If your favorite alternative passtimes are TRASHY WOMEN, GUNS, ULTIMATE FIGHTING, and FLAMING n00bs on Internet forums...
yup, you just might be a sporte bike rider.

If you look for the opitimal race line when you are going to Wal*Mart mart to buy diapers...or anywhere else for that matter...
you might just be a sportbike rider

If 90% your personal wardrobe consists of garments made of cowhide, kangaroo, or ballistic nylon....
You MIGHT be a SB rider...

If you count among your best friends people who have names like "", "The Mad Modder", and "Carbon King"...
There's a strong, strong, possibility, you just might be a Sportbike rider...

If you believe that there's NOTHING that CAN'T be fixed with zip ties and duct tape..
You just might be a SB rider...

If you regularly split lanes in your cage, and don't understand why other drivers are angry....
You might be a SB rider...

If you regularly LEAN into corners in your cage, and don't know why the bish isn't tightening up...
You just might be a SB rider...

If you regularly bruise your hand on your card door window from waving to oncoming motorcycle riders...
You just might be a sportbike rider

If the most expense pair of shoes you own fasten with monofiliment line, velcro, and are armored and vented...
You just might be a Sport Bike Rider...

If you love the exhaust smell of your bike.....IN THE HOUSE.
There's a VERY good chance, you just might be a Sport Bike Rider. (Captain Wallabee)

If you can't remember the last 3 things your wife said to you...but can remember who won what MotoGP race, in which country, for the past 5 years with computer-like immediacy...
You just might be a SB rider...

If you complain about the price of a nice dinner, but consider two sets of wheels - with different tires - for different riding conditions completely acceptable...
You just might be a sport bike rider

If you think a "low cost winter parking alternative" means keeping your bikes in the gargage, while tickets pile up on your car on the street....
There's a pret-teh, pret-teh, pret-teh - PRETTY good chance, you just might be a sportbike rider...








Oh yeah, and feelin too lazy to edit out any mispellings etc. Take it as it is
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:10 AM   #2
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this was pretty funny !!!! and sadly alot of it true !!!
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:28 AM   #4
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If you are living in a 500 square foot apartment, in the ghetto, but you've got $20k worth of moto in your garage and in storage.
you MIGHT be a Sport Biker Rider...

LMAO!
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:31 AM   #5
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If you believe that there's NOTHING that CAN'T be fixed with zip ties and duct tape..
You just might be a SB rider...

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Old 02-03-2009, 11:02 AM   #6
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If you believe that there's NOTHING that CAN'T be fixed with zip ties and duct tape..
You just might be a SB rider...

truth!
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:21 AM   #8
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If you know every road with a curve in it within a 30 mile radius of your home...
you MIGHT be a Sport Bike Rider....


Or you move out of the city just so you don't have to ride for thirty minutes on a hwy just to find the first acceptable curve!
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trying riding the center line going thru the ez tag.... While in your cage.
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If you regularly bruise your hand on your card door window from waving to oncoming motorcycle riders...
You just might be a sportbike rider

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Old 02-03-2009, 03:57 PM   #11
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Or you move out of the city just so you don't have to ride for thirty minutes on a hwy just to find the first acceptable curve! [/QUOTE]



Been keepin to that one since '05
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... if you go ride on a sunny day instead of sitting on a computer and chatting about it.
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If you are living in a 500 square foot apartment, in the ghetto, but you've got $20k worth of moto in your garage and in storage.
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... if you go ride on a sunny day instead of sitting on a computer and chatting about it.
saving for the next ride. Nothing available for today But the wait will be worth it....
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