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Old 01-12-2006, 06:54 PM   #1
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Replies to " When are you gonna get a real bike?"

I'm sure many of you have had the question, "When are you gonna get a REAL bike?" posed to you by Harley riders (sometimes even bikeless wannabees) at work, in a parking lot or even at a gas stop.

Some examples:

"As opposed to what?"

"Life is too short to ride slow bikes."

"Would you fly in a Harley-built plane?"

"I would, but I'm afraid of the power. They're just too fast for me."

A simple pat on your bike followed by, "I've got one."

"If I wanted to ride a parade float I'd join the Shriners."

"I got two for about the same money you paid for one."

"My unit is big enough to get through life without a Harley."

"Yeah, this is a POS. Tell ya what -- let's race for pinks to, let's say, Key West?"

"I have a real bike, it's:
realiable
real fast
real inexpensive
real comfortable
really handles in the turns..."

"I wouldn't feel right not being able to wear a helmet."

"I wish I could afford one. (So I could buy two other bikes)"

"I can't afford to spend that much time at the bars. "

"Use-ta ride Harleys, but then I made the mistake of trying something with enough power to pull the string out of a cat's @$$."

"I'd be happy to buy a Harley. It's just that Harley isn't currently making a bike I want."

"I look like in fringe!"

"When I want to polish something, I get out my grandma's silverware."

"I sold my Heritage last year and bought this one, it's awesome!"

"As soon as they start importing them to the US.... Spring 2007 according to the press release."

"I love V-twins - I'm saving up for an Aprilia."

"The indian, cop and construction worker just called - they need you for a gig tonight."

"I have one in my garage, but I wanted to ride fast today."

"I like to ride 'em, not work on 'em."

"Why push, when you can ride?"

"Do you mean REAL fast? Or REAL reliable??"

Point to the ground under their bike and say, "Hey, is that real oil leaking from your bike?" Then ride off.

"Your bike needs a real rider."

"It may not be the best, but it's the one I like."

"I was thinking the same thing about you"
Found these on the net, some are funny!!!!!!
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Old 01-12-2006, 07:00 PM   #2
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Old 01-12-2006, 08:24 PM   #4
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Old 01-12-2006, 08:29 PM   #5
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Old 01-12-2006, 09:51 PM   #6
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Pretty good bandit!!!!! She ordered my pipe do you believe that!!! She must want something.
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Old 01-12-2006, 10:31 PM   #7
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HAHAHAHA thats awesome
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:34 PM   #8
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:07 AM   #9
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Funny as after a bad day @ wk. Thanx for the laugh folks!!!!!!
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:55 AM   #10
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hey, i get that too and i RIDE a Harley! Mostly old guys.
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Old 01-13-2006, 05:42 PM   #12
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Quote:
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Pretty good bandit!!!!! She ordered my pipe do you believe that!!! She must want something.
Take her credit cards!!!!!!!!! Fast!!!!!!!!!!! :BangHead:
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:48 PM   #13
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them harley riders, they all think their poo don't stink
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Old 01-13-2006, 11:47 PM   #14
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Ah you know her well bandit!!!! I think the last time she bought me something is when she wanted the pool put in!!!! So I wonder what she will want now??
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Old 01-14-2006, 12:11 AM   #15
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