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Old 01-12-2006, 11:30 AM   #1
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2006 Houston Texans, Schedule

2006 TEXANS SCHEDULE

September 14................Taft Junior High School

September 21...............Cub Scout Troop #101

September 28................Houston Blind Academy

October 05.................Spanish American War Vets

October 12................ Crippled Children's Home

October 19............... Montgomery Mental Hospital

October 26................ Girl Scout Troop # 353

November 02.................Texas Venereal Disease Clinic

November 09.................Sugarland Boys Choir

November 16.................Korean Amputees



SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

December 08..................Cypress Gay Boys Club



** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Texans must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Texans must not hide the football under their jerseys.



** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Texans fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Texans will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Texans will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Texans will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Texans will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The Houston Texans will be changed to the "Houston Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **

Dom Capers will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:45 AM   #2
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