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Old 01-11-2006, 11:12 PM   #1
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Talking **10 Great Speeding Excuses**

1.) Sorry officer, but your mama hates it when I'm late.

2.) I blacked-out after being buzzed by a UFO, and came out of the trance when I saw your blue lights.

3.) I've got diarrhoea, and wanted to get home before I filled my leathers.

4.) A gust of wind pushed me over the limit.

5.) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vet, but he seems to have fallen off.

6.) I thought my speedo was in kmh.

7.) Sorry, I thought you fancied a race.

8.) Put it on my tab, pig.

9.) I was looking at the rev counter by mistake.

10.) How about best out of three?
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I love these.
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Old 01-11-2006, 11:17 PM   #2
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Hah I think #1 would get you shot
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Old 01-11-2006, 11:18 PM   #3
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I love #5, just gets me rolling on the floor.Hehehehehe
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Old 01-12-2006, 01:33 AM   #4
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:50 AM   #5
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My wife ran off with a cop. I thought u was him trying to bring her back.
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Old 01-12-2006, 07:16 AM   #6
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My wife ran off with a cop. I thought u was him trying to bring her back.
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Need to add this one to the list :laughing6
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Old 01-12-2006, 08:54 AM   #7
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My wife ran off with a cop. I thought u was him trying to bring her back.
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I'm going to try this one next time
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Old 01-12-2006, 09:28 AM   #8
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10.) How about best out of three?

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Old 01-12-2006, 12:00 PM   #9
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Old 01-12-2006, 12:11 PM   #10
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OMG i love these i really need to remember these... haha your mom doesnt like it when im late..... ROFL...
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Old 01-12-2006, 01:55 PM   #11
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I like that. LOL
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