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Old 01-11-2006, 12:55 AM   #1
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WHO SHARTED?

Ever farted where it smelt so bad when you, the person who created the gas, cant stand to bare it? I have just experienced this for myself about two minutes ago when i let one rip
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Old 01-11-2006, 12:57 AM   #2
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I must admit... I have been know to clear a large room. Ask Hfa3g11. :laughing6 :laughing6
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:04 AM   #3
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yes i too have made myself gag on my own brew...
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:17 AM   #4
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werd every one get bad gas sometimes.
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:30 AM   #5
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:35 AM   #6
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tulips or roses?
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Old 01-11-2006, 04:14 AM   #7
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Old 01-11-2006, 12:43 PM   #8
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:37 PM   #9
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no Sh$t ya'll must be bore to ur a$$ that is why gas come out ur ying yang.
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:48 PM   #10
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no Sh$t ya'll must be bore to ur a$$ that is why gas come out ur ying yang.
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lol the beer farts are the worst
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ever heard of a farting ? if u moan after any fart, yep thats it.
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where do you come up with this stuff Pete..... :laughing6 :laughing6
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Old 01-12-2006, 02:16 AM   #15
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where do you come up with this stuff Pete..... :laughing6 :laughing6
just pops in my head. for example.....

ever taken a that felt so good that u fell asleep on the toilet and woke up hours later and then wiped ur ? yep thats a great feeling.
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Well I knew a guy that sharted on himself literally. The smell was horendous. The thing we were working downtown and we had to take the elevator down. Well when we got in it was packed full. 20th floor to the 1st. With every stop in between. People were gagging all around us but they didnt have a clue. It smelt like a diaper dumpster in there. GROSSY!!!! AJC
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Well I knew a guy that sharted on himself literally. The smell was horendous. The thing we were working downtown and we had to take the elevator down. Well when we got in it was packed full. 20th floor to the 1st. With every stop in between. People were gagging all around us but they didnt have a clue. It smelt like a diaper dumpster in there. GROSSY!!!! AJC


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Sharting has nothing to do with the smell of your Fart.
Sharting is actually when you try to pinch a fart and yourself a little.
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ever heard of a farting ? if u moan after any fart, yep thats it.
also fart during help you push stronger and better. :laughing6 :laughing6
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I swear I have farted while riding and smelt it going 60mph. Up through the jacket into the helmet. . . im lucky I didnt highside.
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