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Old 01-09-2006, 09:55 AM   #1
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My 8 yr old got in trouble telling this joke in class

I couldn't come down on him to hard cause it made me laugh. However I told him not to do it again.....
He tells his classmate: women with big work at Hooters therefore women with 1 leg work at IHOP :laughing6 ........
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:09 AM   #2
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:17 AM   #3
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He lives with my ex for now but we have agreed at 10 I get him. He's a good kid he lives for riding his pocket bike and Playstation. Bad grades He gets NOTHING!!!
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Old 01-09-2006, 11:10 AM   #5
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:50 PM   #6
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Old 01-09-2006, 03:24 PM   #7
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your kid rocks... that's great... I bet the girl who works at IHOP's name is either Peg or Eileen
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wow dotcom.. that was actually a good one.. you are the coolest!!!!
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:45 PM   #10
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:02 PM   #11
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man, never have i seen such a badass at a young age. A prodigy your son I shall shout to the heavens, here here for the son that owns, :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

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