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Old 01-06-2006, 12:56 AM   #1
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Check your Mexican status

If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas....Mexican status!!

If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business, Yes, you're a Mexican.

If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E" in front of it, (estop instead of stop), big time Mexican.

If you call a chair, a sher! , you got it.... Mexican.

If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!!

If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too).

If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady, or your vieja, guess what? Not only are you a Mexican, you're a cholo.

If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.

If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos." Yes, you're definitely a Mexican.

If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco" ...Mexican.

If you grew up scared of La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican! Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing.

You're in the Mexican Zone!!!

If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by its name. Yup! Mexican!

If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or cake as "kay-ke". You're a Mexican.

If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your is getting bigger......You might be a Mexican.

If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birthday party at "el parque". You are a Mexican.

If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to go to the "pulga." (AKA the Flea Market) Then, yes, you are a Mexican.

If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and lavender. Mexican.

If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. Yes, you're a Mexican.

If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed "Bicks". You're Mexican.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!
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Not only are you a Mexican, you're a cholo.

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Old 01-06-2006, 05:34 AM   #3
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Holy , I apply to some of them. But no,I don't use chanclas,Ican't even walk with them on.much less play sports.

Yeah, everytime I hear Vicente Fernandez, even when I'm sober, I feel like echar un grito!! arriba la raza! :notworthy
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:14 AM   #5
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^^^ If you were mexican then you would know it's Our Lady of Guadalupe

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Old 01-06-2006, 10:22 AM   #7
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I'm only half mesican, therefore Virgin Mary is acceptable.
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A true mexican has a scapalario. I do, viva la rasa cabrones haha
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Old 01-06-2006, 11:17 AM   #9
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OMG this thread hasn't gotten outta control... Im callin the border patrol. :eh:

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Old 01-06-2006, 11:41 AM   #10
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hahaha, i have one somewhere in a box, but me no mescin.
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im not mexican, but my ex-roommate was so hardcore mexican that now i know what a few of those are, lol.
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I wish I knew spanish :eh:
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it, inspite of my spanish classes, i cant understand half the spanish written here :eh: need to make some espanol speaking friends i guess!!
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mexican y tu no sabes espanol?
thats like being a desi and not having a civic/accord/camry/corolla!
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Go call EMIGRASION punetas I dont have a green card poro tengo un GOLD CARD y PLATINUM. HA HA HA HA HA

FYI. I'm Half Mexican Half Tarasco.


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Go call EMIGRASION punetas I dont have a green card poro tengo un GOLD CARD y PLATINUM. HA HA HA HA HA

FYI. I'm Half Mexican Half Tarasco.


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Ok maybe I know some Spanish cuz I actually understood both of yall. lol
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