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Old 01-03-2006, 02:41 PM   #1
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Whats the oddest thing you've smelled today?

Not last week, not last year but TODAY.

At work we have these automatic air fresheners in our bathrooms, they have a funk detector that goes off as soon as they get tripped. They have this wierd fruity smell thats kinda like skittles and the chemical some how bonds to funk thereby making the funk molecule heavier than air which causes the whole thing to fall to the ground and get swept up at the end of the day.

Today I walked in during the bonding process and I caught a mixture of fruity skittles mixed with raw booty, it was indeed the oddest thing I smelled today.
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:36 PM   #2
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earlier tonight before coming to work, i smelled burning lol.
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Not last week, not last year but TODAY.

At work we have these automatic air fresheners in our bathrooms, they have a funk detector that goes off as soon as they get tripped. They have this wierd fruity smell thats kinda like skittles and the chemical some how bonds to funk thereby making the funk molecule heavier than air which causes the whole thing to fall to the ground and get swept up at the end of the day.

Today I walked in during the bonding process and I caught a mixture of fruity skittles mixed with raw booty, it was indeed the oddest thing I smelled today.
I feel that much more dumb for reading this.

Your explanation on how those air fresheners work really have me at awe. :confused2
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Old 01-03-2006, 04:07 PM   #4
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they have them at HCC town and country.. so dont stink
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I don't believe the air freshner explanation either. I think it just sprays a smell every few minutes. Simple as that, and its supposed to cover up the smell.
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Old 01-03-2006, 04:44 PM   #6
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my office is next to the womens restroom. I think someone had Freebirds today. With the roasted garlic.

So, garlic- is my weird smell. I'm getting it right now. It's funny that this thread happend to be up.
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my office is next to the womens restroom. I think someone had Freebirds today. With the roasted garlic.

So, garlic- is my weird smell. I'm getting it right now. It's funny that this thread happend to be up.
stick your tongue out and taste it. i dare you.
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Old 01-03-2006, 05:33 PM   #9
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while riding home a few minutes ago i passed a cooler full of decaying fish some jerkoff left on the side of the rode, and it stunk like funk. Oh the joys of living on the lake.
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It's the stench of wildfires up here.
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Old 01-03-2006, 07:37 PM   #11
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haa, those air fresheners are no match for my funk molecules. They come out kickin like Bruce Lee.
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I smelled my burning this morning when having the morning bowel movement...I hadsome really spicy stuff last night.yeeeeeeeeew.
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I didn't know the Rock was cooking?!!

I dont know.. the worst smell I smelled today was sewage in the downtown area smell... but other than that... the worst smell ever smelt would have been a rotting carcus.. peeee you!!!
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I farted in the elevater today and that sucked 9 floors of pure ....Funny thing is right when i got off others got on that had to suck....
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carlos farted earlier today and i swear i smelled it at my office
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Old 01-03-2006, 11:39 PM   #16
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Oh man this is so funny, whoever thought of this stuff is a hilarious
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I farted in the elevater today and that sucked 9 floors of pure ....Funny thing is right when i got off others got on that had to suck....
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