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Old 01-04-2009, 03:15 PM   #1
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Have you been pooped on before by a bird?

Have you? I think a pteradactyl shat on me yesterday. Right in the visor at 75 mph. I had to pull over to clean it cuz it covered 90% of my visor. Gross
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Old 01-04-2009, 03:19 PM   #2
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My son took a wizz on me while I was changing him last night. Im giving him a kiss on the forehead mid-change and I feel my shirt get warm all the sudden.


As for riding, never been crapped on but have had splattered bugs on it to where I have to pull over to clean it.
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Old 01-04-2009, 03:48 PM   #5
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My son took a wizz on me while I was changing him last night. Im giving him a kiss on the forehead mid-change and I feel my shirt get warm all the sudden.


As for riding, never been crapped on but have had splattered bugs on it to where I have to pull over to clean it.
One of the joys of fatherhood eh? That is funny. Can never let your guard down when that diaper is off!
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:06 PM   #6
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nope, but i have hit 2
one was a smallish bird and the other was a vulture
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My son took a wizz on me while I was changing him last night. Im giving him a kiss on the forehead mid-change and I feel my shirt get warm all the sudden.


As for riding, never been crapped on but have had splattered bugs on it to where I have to pull over to clean it.
i got binged by a locust once going down the highway. thing felt like a rock and i thought i was gonna fall off the bike. i dont know how people ride with no lids, that chit was crazy.
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I hit a bird once on a forest ride in my shoulder.

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I have cat-like reflexes...i just dodge em
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My son took a wizz on me while I was changing him last night. Im giving him a kiss on the forehead mid-change and I feel my shirt get warm all the sudden.


As for riding, never been crapped on but have had splattered bugs on it to where I have to pull over to clean it.
You need to get a Wee blocker. Cute foam cup for diaper changes and baths!
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:29 PM   #11
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Bird strikes are fairly common at DIS, and I hit one with my shoulder while racing at there some years ago. Lots of feathers, but no damage to me. Lethal to the bird, though.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:31 PM   #12
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i got shat on while racing dirtbikes. no goggles either...almost crashed.
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:46 PM   #16
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My son gets pooped on by birds all the time, but now while riding. I don't know that I have, though. Sometimes a smashed bug looks like a poo.
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:04 PM   #17
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^Funny!

When you ride up on a big flock...Oh yea your gunna get it!
I just tilt my head down a little and slow a bit, grit your teeth and hope they miss.
I've never had a massive dump like that though.
bought a brand new jacket and christened it with a Cardinal to the shoulder last year also.
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Those Wee Blockers dont work! I have one but the thing wont stay on unless you hold it on there.
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I had a dove come in the wing window of my bronco one time it exploded on my chest it made a mess I liked to never got all the feathers out
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I had a dove come in the wing window of my bronco one time it exploded on my chest it made a mess I liked to never got all the feathers out
Lol oh yea my dad had a bird dly into the window of his truck years ago he said he just about wrecked.
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