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Old 12-30-2005, 03:58 AM   #1
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Things I've learned from the internet

Look, I'm the worlds worst procrastinator, If I tell you today, look for me next week, and if I say next week, you better not need it before x-mas. So it only makes sense that I love the internet so much, It helps me pass the time in a fashion that allows me to not do the things I should be doing, but it hasn't all been for loss, I've learned some valuable lessons from the net such as..

-All weiners are at least 10 inches long, and virgins are extinct
- Everyone is rich, or knows karate
- Never be the first person to click on a strange link
- No one should ever ride a 1000cc bike except people who have already ridden a 1000cc bike, and thinking about how people ever got to ride them without breaking this rule should cause your brain to have a fatal runtime error and reboot.
- Not all is created equal, and browsing unfamiliar sites without protection could get your computer a nasty virus
- Free never means free
- What a "Roofy" is


What all have you learned?
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Who I am now is not who I was, and who I will be is better than anything I ever could have imagined. I am Filled with the Spirit of Christ and I walk surrounded by a Host Of Angels, who can stand before the Army of ? Amen!
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Old 12-30-2005, 10:50 AM   #2
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:07 AM   #3
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i like the one about the liter bikes!!! I also learned that people who talk over the net are the largest vaginas in the world.
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:35 PM   #4
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