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|12-19-2005, 11:15 AM||#1|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Houston, Galleria
Experience: 10+ years
SOMETHING TO OFFEN EVERYONE
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball ?
Juan on Juan
What is a yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why is air a lot like ?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blone?
A golden retriever
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
what's the fastes way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sarp Knife.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the on the outside
Why does Mike Tyson cry during ?
Mace will do that to you.
Why do men find it difficalt to make eye contact?
don't have eyes.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the japanes couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him SUM TING WORG.
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time"
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this "
It is nice to be important, But is more important to be nice!!!!!!
Last edited by joselopez; 12-19-2005 at 02:33 PM. Reason: add more info
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