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Old 12-14-2005, 12:45 PM   #1
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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Honey, just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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Old 12-14-2005, 03:42 PM   #3
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LOL i had to re read it a few times but i finally got it funny stuff...

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