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Old 12-08-2005, 08:23 PM   #1
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Talk about a "whoa, mabye i should stfu" moment

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather hot
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He
is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although
familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry,
do you know me?"

She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy ," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that
I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
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Old 12-08-2005, 08:30 PM   #2
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Old 12-08-2005, 08:56 PM   #4
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awesome, poor kid the next day at class though lol
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:32 PM   #6
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:37 PM   #7
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lol i read that out loud to my penocostal mom b4 i read it i dont think she cared for that but i shure as did...
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