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|12-06-2005, 01:09 PM||#1|
*** PUBLIC RELATIONS ***
Join Date: May 2005
Location: SOUTHWEST (galleria)
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete
Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or
purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow
this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I
recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest
installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will
return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook
It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
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|12-06-2005, 06:34 PM||#3|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Experience: 6 years
LOL thats some funny !!!!! i'm going to pass this ti the Tech guys at work good find and so true. he should of installed anti softwear Prenup 9.0!!! i heard that program works great LOL.
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|12-06-2005, 07:15 PM||#5|
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Even being a woman, I can appreciate this. It was hilarious!!
If people do not like you then they will not like your .
|12-06-2005, 09:42 PM||#7|
Join Date: Aug 2005
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That is the funniest thing I have ever read!